Category: Michael Douglas
Catherine Zeta-Jones Talked About The Sexual Misconduct Allegations Against Michael Douglas
At the start of this year, Michael Douglas publicly came out and claimed that a woman from his past was about to accuse him of sexual misconduct. His wife of 18 years and icon of the shamelessly gorgeous and rich Catherine Zeta-Jones now has something to say about that.
Catherine Zeta Jones And Michael Douglas’ Daughter Thought Her Dad Was A Professional Pancake Maker
It’s a rite of passage in every young girl’s life. As one passes into her teenage years, it’s time for her to reflect and take stock of her life for the pages of Town & Country magazine. Carys Zeta Douglas, daughter of Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, has just crossed that milestone. It makes me so very nostalgic. I cast my memory back to when I turned 15 and did my T&C spread and remember what an exhilarating and liberating experience it was. Finally, somebody showed interest in my interests, which included trying to put Clan of The Cave Bears back in the exact same spot on the bookshelf so my mom wouldn’t know I was reading it for the dirty parts, and trying to give the dog a purple mohawk using colored hair mousse. Carys has acquitted herself with similar aplomb. In her spread, she revealed that she used to think her dad was a professional pancake maker.
Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Tired Of Feeling Guilty For Being Gorgeous And Rich!
Us homely-faced poors needs to stop feeling bad about not being stunning in the mug and having to put items back at the Target cash wrap area because our card got declined. There’s someone out there who has it much, much worse. Poor Catherine Zeta-Jones has had to go through life apologizing for taking breaths away with her beauty and causing temporarily blindness with the sparkle rays shooting off of her rich lady diamonds. But the days of having to be faux humble about her stunning looks and overflowing bank account are behind her. CZJ is keeping Stephanie Yellowhair’s legacy alive by saying, “Excuse my beauty…. and diamonds!”
Michael Douglas Is Trying To Get Ahead Of The Sexual Accuser Train
When Catherine Zeta-Jones used the “On Awards Day, we all wear black!” movement at Sunday’s Golden Globes to don a black nightie of a dress to present an award with her father-in-law Kirk Douglas, many brought up the rumors that he raped Natalie Wood. Clearly CZJ’s husband Michael Douglas was paying attention, as he’s now out trying to avoid something similar and saying there’s an old employee trying to say he was very inappropriate with her back in the day. Continue reading
Catherine Zeta-Jones Will Release Her Own Ass Pics, Thank You Very Much
Alleged plastic surgery virgin and “Deadliest Vagina“ star Catherine Zeta-Jones was annoyed by some pics of her bikini-ed ass that the paparazzi took of her on Turkey Day vacation in Mexico. The Huffington Post reports that she promptly took that ass to her Instagram to show it off the RIGHT way.
Val Kilmer Says He Doesn’t Have Cancer
During a Q&A at the Royal Drury Lane Theater in London on Sunday, Michael Douglas kiki’d with the audience about the health of his former co-star and celebrity recluse Val Kilmer. Michael spilled that the reason you haven’t heard much from Val lately is because he’s battling the same cancer (oral cancer) Michael had. Val isn’t too thrilled that Michael gave out personal details about his current situation, and he took to Facebook yesterday to let everyone know what’s up. According to Val, what’s up is that Michael Douglas doesn’t know shit-all about what he’s talking about.