Category: Michael B Jordan

Michael B. Jordan And Lori Harvey Are Instagram Official

January 11, 2021 / Posted by:

After months of dating rumors, Lori Harvey, Steve Harvey’s adopted stepdaughter, and Michael B. Jordan have gone Instagram official. Last year might have been an irredeemable, unmitigated dumpster fire for most of us, but Lori somehow managed to pull her 2020 out of a nosedive by going from getting charged with a hit-and-run last January (G Wagon vs Prius, no one was hurt) to ending the year having 2020’s Sexiest Man Alive pulling into her garage on the regular. Must be nice!

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BREAKING: A Dude From “The Voice” Was Not Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive Of 2020

November 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Somewhere in The Voice’s studios, Carson Daly and Nick Jonas are each wrapped in a comforting Snuggie and throwing flaming stank eyes at their show’s PR team for somehow managing to get People Magazine to name fucking Blake Shelton and Adam Levine its Sexiest Man Alive but yet they remain unsexy chopped liver! Because People has named its Sexiest Man Alive! for 2020 and it isn’t a dude who gets a check for spinning in that red chair. And yes, Michael B. Jordan is a man, is sexy, and is Alive!, but if People gave Gritty that title, we’d all shrug and go, “I’m no furry, but still better than Blake Shelton.

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Dr. Fauci And JoJo Siwa Are Equally Influential According To The Time 100

September 23, 2020 / Posted by:

There’s no greater honor (for a publicist) than landing a spot on the Time 100, Time Magazine’s publicist prom. Induction into the Time 100 comes with a fancy photo-shoot (for some) and a seemingly randomly assigned essay extolling the winner’s virtue. Ergo, Jimmy Kimmel was selected to write about this year’s cover boy for the Leaders category, Dr. Anthony Fauci when Dr. Phil would obviously have been a better choice. You know, Dr. to Dr. Sometimes it makes a little sense, like Marlon Brando Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio, honoring Indigenous activist Nemonte Nenquimo who has worked to protect rainforests in the Ecuadorian Amazon, even though she’s way too old to fuck at 33. But then you have Kim Kardashian West waxing poetic about JoJo Siwa and you think to yourself, is it too early to start drinking?

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Here’s How Some Celebrities Said “Black Lives Matter” Over The Weekend

June 1, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know about you, but I had a perfectly good and normal weekend curled up in a fetal position in the shower glugging down a bottle of special occasion “End Times” wine in between racking sobs. Basically, I didn’t do shit. But as Kristian mentioned earlier, quite a few celebrities spent the weekend out in the streets with Black Lives Matter, protesting police brutality, spurred by the recent murders of George Floyd and Breanna Taylor by the police. Some of them didn’t even post about it on social media, they just showed up! But many more took to their notes apps instead to express their solidarity with the BLM movement. Billie Eilish took aim at #AllLivesMatter types telling them to “shut the fuck up.” And Lady Gaga came for Donald Trump, accusing him of “fueling a system that is already rooted in racism.” And the always outspoken Pink!, well she just re-posted Billie’s post. But it’s the thought that counts! #thoughtsandprayers.

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Michael B Jordan Just Moved Out Of His Parents’ House

January 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Like Bradley Cooper before him, Michael B Jordan is a mama’s boy through and through. According to Page Six, Michael only recently moved out of the house he shared with his parents Michael A and Donna Jordan (we see what you did there Michael A, cute) and got his own place. In an appearance on Ellen, Michael revealed that at 32-years-old, he finally got his own place where he won’t have to live under the yoke of having freshly pressed drawls laid out on his bed every morning.

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Michael B. Jordan And KiKi Layne Might Be A Thing

January 29, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m not sure exactly how I’m going to make it through this post since my heart is shattering into a million tiny pieces, but Imma be strong. Apparently, forever bae Michael B. Jordan may or may not be dating actress KiKi Layne. The two were seen last Friday during the Sundance Film Festival and they looked like two people who enjoy being naked in a room on top of each other from time to time.

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