Let’s Celebrate Ron Artest Officially Changing His Name To Metta World Peace!

Crazy is victorious today! Starting right now, the L.A. Lakers forward and Dancing For Relevancy contestant will hear “Mr. World Peace, your Thorazine prescription is ready” at the Rite Aid pharmacy, because a judge in L.A. approved his name change from Ron Artest to Metta World Peace. I’ve already said my peace (sorry) about Metta World Peace, so I’m just going to do the topless Lambada with an orange and be thankful that our asses are living in a time when the court approves ideas co-created by an insane motherfucker (I mean, an insane mettafucker) and the ganja pipe. Oh, what a wonderful world.

The L.A. Times also says that the fuckery doesn’t fall far from the fuckery tree, because Metta’s 8-year-old daughter Diamond wants to take his new last name. So, she’ll be Diamond World Peace. I guess Diamond thinks that having the name of a pole dancer at a UNICEF strip club is a good way to go through life.

And even though Metta World Peace probably talks about constellations and shit while hitting it from the back, I still would.