Brendan Fraser Claims The HFPA Tried To Convince Him That His Groping Complaint Was A Misunderstood “Joke”
There’s many reasons to laugh at Brendan Fraser. Let’s say you’re watching Encino Man, for example, or that meme of him forgetting what clapping is while laughing like a maniac. But there’s nothing funny about the story he told to GQ four month ago in which he alleged former Hollywood Foreign Press Association president Philip Berk groped him at a party in 2003. However, according to a new interview with Brendan, the HFPA wanted to play it off as a joke.
Prepare for your entire being to be hit with forty-five tons of SHOCK over the news that a man who has allegedly gotten on his step-granddaughter (RIP E’Dena Hines) has been accused of being a SUCIO old man to several women.
CNN has released a detailed report where they spoke to 16 people who have worked with 80-year-old Morgan Freeman. 8 of them say that they experienced their skin crawling off of their body from Dirty Pepaw Morgan touching them without asking and/or dribbling out comments about their body parts. And the other 8 claim they witnessed Morgan being gross to women. You’re probably not reading any of this because you’re on the ground after being knocked over with SHOCK.
Who would have ever guessed that the Hollywood director who’s spent 40 years on the run from a statutory rape charge wouldn’t be a fan of women speaking up about shitty behavior? Oh, we all have our hands up?I guess we’re all in agreement that we all saw this one coming.
Black women (nay, all of humanity) finally have the champion we need during #thesetryingtimes. Russell Simmons has just levitated down from a cloud in a seated lotus position and alighted upon his Instagram feed with words of wisdom and encouragement. Never has his voice been more welcomed, needed or essential to the #metoo movement. Out with the days of #notme, in with the days of #metoobutjustnotme
It looks like Charlie Rose can add another name to the guest list for his #MeToo atonement series. 78-year-old Tom Brokaw, former anchor of NBC Nightly News and stereotypical serious old man voice-haver, has been accused of sexual harassment by former NBC News staffers.
We all knew it was only a matter of time before all the accused sexual harassing drops of dried smegma crawled back on the public stage to cry for their careers back. But it’s happening much sooner than I thought and it’s supposedly happening in a very “Are we sure this shit ain’t from The Onion” sort of way. Fellow accused sexual harasser Charlie Rose is reportedly trying to lead the parade of the poor pervs by doing a TV show where he interviews fallen alleged abusers like Matt Lauer. Congratulations to the makers of glycerine tears, because a few thousand bottles will be bought so that Lauer and the like can cry out a river of injustice for the camera. I wonder if Charlie will get a prison cell interview with Ole’ Puddin’ Pop?