Category: Met Gala 2018

Nicki Minaj Hung Out With Her Former Enemy Cardi B At The Met Gala

May 8, 2018 / Posted by:

When I saw that both Nicki Minaj and Cardi B were attending the Met Gala last night, I instantly became thankful that the theme was think of the Met Gala’s theme was religion. Because Nicki and Cardi in the same room brings up images of an old priest and a young priest shooting at them with a spray bottle of holy water as they clawed at each other. Nicki let it be known last month that she thought Cardi Bi had done her dirty during the promotion for the song “MotorSport” by implying she was jealous and bitter. Nicki also thought she was owed a little more respect from Cardi. But whatever hatchet they shared was clearly buried outside the Met Gala, because last night they were caught playing nice inside.

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Jared Leto Presents: “The Gucci Gang” Featuring Lana Del Rey

May 8, 2018 / Posted by:

There weren’t a lot of thruples on the red carpet at the Met Gala last night. But that’s ok, you only need one when that one thrupple is as extra as Jared Leto, Lana Del Rey and Alessandro Michele, the creative director at Gucci. I feel like there’s a long hair in my mouth, Yuck. I actually feel like I have hairs all over me now. Shit!

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Jaden Smith’s Date To The Met Gala Was His Gold Record

May 8, 2018 / Posted by:

If you’re rich and famous enough, you can bring anyone you want with you to the Met Gala. Elon Musk and Grimes both brought the most random dates. Jaden Smith is a very special person (just ask him), which means he doesn’t bring a typical date. In 2016 he brought his little sister Willow Smith. Last year he brought his own hair. This year, Jaden walked into the Met Gala accompanied by the gold record he got for his single “Icon.

Jaden has an actual, real-life girlfriend that he could have brought (Odessa Adlon). But he chose the gold record instead. That’s a good idea, because it saves Jaden a lot of time. I know that if Jaden Smith told me he released a single that sold 500,000 copies, my response would be, “Yeah right, prove it.

As for how that record fits in with last night’s theme of Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination, that’s anyone’s guess. Jaden’s outfit was by Louis Vuitton and appears to have taken zero inspiration from Catholicism, Heaven, or even Fashion. Unless Jaden was going for a first year fashion school student who returned to his midwest town for his cousin’s first communion, and really takes a lot of pleasure in telling his aunt that no, he doesn’t do Sears ties anymore.

The only problem with that record – besides being a cringey future reminder of Jaden’s teenage hubris – is that it had to have been a pain in the ass once he was inside. Oh, it’s fun to pose with, but it goes from cool to corny real fast when someone accidentally swipes it at the urinal and you have to retrieve it from the lost and found.

Pic: Wenn.com

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Clutch Those Rosaries In Shock, Madonna Completely Covered Up At The Met Gala 

May 8, 2018 / Posted by:

At last night’s Met Gala, the category was: Catholic High Drag. And Madonna was there. So knowing two these things….

  1. Madge has been an extra sharp thorn in the Catholic church’s side for decades.
  2. Madge gets ten years added to her life when she bares those 59-year-old nalgitas and chichis at the Met Gala.

…I figured and hoped that she’d really blow the tit hat off of the Pope’s head by showing up in nothing but a crucifix butt plug, a crown of thrones clit ring, and communion wafers barely covering her nips. Or I figured she’d just bring Sinead O’Connor who’d spray paint “filthy pedos” all over the exhibit. (Seriously, the Met Gala needed Sinead.) But Madge delivered a real PLOT TWIST when she hit the eyes of the people with “grown Heidi at the funeral of her rich Italian husband.” She should’ve went all the way by yodel-ay-hee-boo-hooing onto a casket.

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The Definition Of Random’s Got A New Favorite Couple And It’s Elon Musk And Grimes 

May 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Many minds blew into the universe today and they didn’t need to hitch a ride on a SpaceX rocket to do so. Minds were blown into the universe after reading that 30-year-old Canadian cyborg goth musician Grimes (born name: Claire Elise Boucher) is humping on 46-year-old billionaire super nerd Elon Musk (born name: Elon Musk). And MuskGrime went public with their nerd love at tonight’s Met Gala.

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