Yesterday we learned that Elle King split from her secret husband Andrew Ferguson after just over a year of being married. She never said why they ended things, but TMZ says they know, and it’s awful.
I also made the same face as Keegan-Michael Key while reading about the drama of his divorce. For one, because there’s a lot of it. But also because it’s just so completely random that we’re talking about the divorce of Coach Hines.
In 2015, the taller half of Key & Peele filed for divorce from his wife of 17 years, Cynthia Blaise. TMZ says that Cynthia has recently filed legal documents claiming that things haven’t been good for her ever since their divorce papers were filed two years ago. Cynthia says she’s suffering from severe depression, anxiety, hair loss, weight loss and PTSD. She claims she’s been taking 5 different medications since they decided to split.
Cynthia also claims she financially supported them on her dialect coach salary in the beginning before Keegan-Michael Key made it. They were married for 6 years before he landed MADtv. Once KMK started to make more money, Cynthia quit her job. At the time of their split, KMK had done tons of movies, five seasons of Key & Peele, and had landed a $1.2 million Toyota endorsement.
Keegan-Michael Key’s ex wants spousal support, a split of their assets, and attorney fees.
Cynthia claims she’s fallen on hard times financially because she gave up her career. She could probably get right back into it with a little practice, all while dealing with her divorce. For instance, she could re-familiarize herself with vowel sounds by hissing “Give me some damn money” at Keegan-Michael Key in several different accents.
I’m neither Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt’s lawyer, or one of his many children, but I know a lot about his custody battle with his soon-to-be ex-wife Angelina Jolie. Every day, there’s a new story about who has the kids or where the kids are moving or how many supervised visits Brad gets. Well, Brad really wanted it so that none of us will know anything about his custody battle in the future. Bad news for him, a judge doesn’t agree.
It’s been a busy week for the celebrity unit of CPS Los Angeles. First, they started an investigation into Brad Pitt’s alleged bad daddy situation, and now they’re looking at Chris Brown. One would think that child services opened a case the moment they heard the words “Chris Brown is a father“, but this is the first time he’s being investigated. Although if you ask him, there is no investigation.
When Pandemonia’s long-lost Australian cousin Iggy Azalea announced that her relationship with Nick Young was officially dead last week, she didn’t get into the messy specifics. Iggy kept it vague by saying that she wasn’t able to “rebuild her trust” in her fiancé. Iggy recently decided to elaborate on that whole “rebuilding trust” thing. Iggy recently addressed the rumor that she dumped Nick because he might have knocked up the mother of his 4-year-old son again. And she did it on Twitter, which is a shock, since we all know Iggy would never air the dirty details of her personal life in public like that. Iggy doesn’t know for sure if Nick’s ex Keonna Green is currently pregnant with another Nick Jr. But she can confirm that her and Nick’s relationship ended after she caught him cheating on her multiple times on security camera footage from inside their house.
And in non-baby related news, let’s talk love lives. Messy ones. Why the hell would we talk about not messy ones? That’s not news. That’s your Aunt Jean and her “good friend” Ben. No. Today we’re checking back in with one of the great loves of our time. And your parents’ time. If you’ll remember correctly, because one of these people for sure as hell can’t, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne apparently split back in May. But Now Kelly Osbourne is saying that no, no, no, it’s all good and her parents are still together.
Back when this SCANDAL broke, source types said it was because Sharon had hard evidence that Ozzy was getting his pepaw peepee pawed at by some “home wrecking” slut. The woman in question, Michelle Pugh, is a hairdresser. Which brings us to the best part of this whole thing. The last time Kelly got involved in this totally real, not PR-smelling stunt for The Talk, she let Michelle Pugh have it on Twitter! We can at least thank her for making “chunky low-lights” part of everyone’s everyday lexicon. A few days ago, while speaking to The Insider (via Entertainment Tonight) at the Babes for Boobs event (which I’m hoping involves people dressed up as sexy, big tittied versions of Babe the pig), Kelly was asked how her parents were doing and she said this:
“My mom and dad are together right now! I will never not be good with my dad. That does not mean that I think what he did wasn’t f**king stupid, but that’s between him and I. I’m a daddy’s girl. I love my dad.”
I’m glad that she and Sharon have seemingly at least moved past something that Ozzy most likely doesn’t remember happening. I would assume that from all the drugs, alcohol and bat blood, not to mention his age, he can barely remember what he ate a few hours ago, let alone a maybe affair from almost two months ago. Good for them. True love wins!