Category: Messy

Keegan-Michael Key’s Divorce Is Getting Complicated

March 2, 2017 / Posted by:

I also made the same face as Keegan-Michael Key while reading about the drama of his divorce. For one, because there’s a lot of it. But also because it’s just so completely random that we’re talking about the divorce of Coach Hines.

In 2015, the taller half of Key & Peele filed for divorce from his wife of 17 years, Cynthia Blaise. TMZ says that Cynthia has recently filed legal documents claiming that things haven’t been good for her ever since their divorce papers were filed two years ago. Cynthia says she’s suffering from severe depression, anxiety, hair loss, weight loss and PTSD. She claims she’s been taking 5 different medications since they decided to split.

Cynthia also claims she financially supported them on her dialect coach salary in the beginning before Keegan-Michael Key made it. They were married for 6 years before he landed MADtv. Once KMK started to make more money, Cynthia quit her job. At the time of their split, KMK had done tons of movies, five seasons of Key & Peele, and had landed a $1.2 million Toyota endorsement.

Keegan-Michael Key’s ex wants spousal support, a split of their assets, and attorney fees.

Cynthia claims she’s fallen on hard times financially because she gave up her career. She could probably get right back into it with a little practice, all while dealing with her divorce. For instance, she could re-familiarize herself with vowel sounds by hissing “Give me some damn money” at Keegan-Michael Key in several different accents.

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Brad Pitt Wants To Have The Brangelina Custody Documents Sealed

December 7, 2016 / Posted by:

I’m neither Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt’s lawyer, or one of his many children, but I know a lot about his custody battle with his soon-to-be ex-wife Angelina Jolie. Every day, there’s a new story about who has the kids or where the kids are moving or how many supervised visits Brad gets. Well, Brad really wanted it so that none of us will know anything about his custody battle in the future. Bad news for him, a judge doesn’t agree.

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Chris Brown Denies That He’s Being Investigated By Child Services

September 23, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been a busy week for the celebrity unit of CPS Los Angeles. First, they started an investigation into Brad Pitt’s alleged bad daddy situation, and now they’re looking at Chris Brown. One would think that child services opened a case the moment they heard the words “Chris Brown is a father“, but this is the first time he’s being investigated. Although if you ask him, there is no investigation.

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Iggy Azalea Says She Caught Nick Young Cheating On Security Cameras

June 30, 2016 / Posted by:

When Pandemonia’s long-lost Australian cousin Iggy Azalea announced that her relationship with Nick Young was officially dead last week, she didn’t get into the messy specifics. Iggy kept it vague by saying that she wasn’t able to “rebuild her trust” in her fiancé. Iggy recently decided to elaborate on that whole “rebuilding trust” thing. Iggy recently addressed the rumor that she dumped Nick because he might have knocked up the mother of his 4-year-old son again. And she did it on Twitter, which is a shock, since we all know Iggy would never air the dirty details of her personal life in public like that. Iggy doesn’t know for sure if Nick’s ex Keonna Green is currently pregnant with another Nick Jr. But she can confirm that her and Nick’s relationship ended after she caught him cheating on her multiple times on security camera footage from inside their house.

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