Category: Messy

Ryan Phillippe’s Ex-Girlfriend Has Accused Him Of Assault And Is Suing Him 

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Time to rethink that boyfriend pillow with Ryan Phillippe’s face on it because it turns out he might be TPTMT (Too Problematic Too Masturbate To). TMZ reports that things got messier than a Porta Potty  at Coachella between Ryan and his model ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt. Elsie filed a lawsuit claiming that Ryan has a problem with the good/bad shit (shrooms, coke, ecstasy and roids = all the yikes) and that he physically assaulted her when she came to his house to get her shit after they broke up.

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Keegan-Michael Key’s Divorce Is Getting Complicated

March 2, 2017 / Posted by:

I also made the same face as Keegan-Michael Key while reading about the drama of his divorce. For one, because there’s a lot of it. But also because it’s just so completely random that we’re talking about the divorce of Coach Hines.

In 2015, the taller half of Key & Peele filed for divorce from his wife of 17 years, Cynthia Blaise. TMZ says that Cynthia has recently filed legal documents claiming that things haven’t been good for her ever since their divorce papers were filed two years ago. Cynthia says she’s suffering from severe depression, anxiety, hair loss, weight loss and PTSD. She claims she’s been taking 5 different medications since they decided to split.

Cynthia also claims she financially supported them on her dialect coach salary in the beginning before Keegan-Michael Key made it. They were married for 6 years before he landed MADtv. Once KMK started to make more money, Cynthia quit her job. At the time of their split, KMK had done tons of movies, five seasons of Key & Peele, and had landed a $1.2 million Toyota endorsement.

Keegan-Michael Key’s ex wants spousal support, a split of their assets, and attorney fees.

Cynthia claims she’s fallen on hard times financially because she gave up her career. She could probably get right back into it with a little practice, all while dealing with her divorce. For instance, she could re-familiarize herself with vowel sounds by hissing “Give me some damn money” at Keegan-Michael Key in several different accents.

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Brad Pitt Wants To Have The Brangelina Custody Documents Sealed

December 7, 2016 / Posted by:

I’m neither Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt’s lawyer, or one of his many children, but I know a lot about his custody battle with his soon-to-be ex-wife Angelina Jolie. Every day, there’s a new story about who has the kids or where the kids are moving or how many supervised visits Brad gets. Well, Brad really wanted it so that none of us will know anything about his custody battle in the future. Bad news for him, a judge doesn’t agree.

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