I guess this is just the week for messes getting drunk and making everything about themselves! After yesterday’s maddening tale of The Unwanted Wedding Guest, today’s offering comes courtesy of Fergie and it’s a doozy! Please put on your protective anti-cringe goggles before proceeding.
Back in September, we got a teaser taste of what the The Secret Life of Ryan Phillippe might look like when his ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt filed a police report accusing Ryan of putting the hurt on her in a drug and alcohol-fueled rage. With the exception of a temporary protection order, nothing panned out criminally. But Elsie went ahead and filed a civil suit against Ryan for $1 million dollars.
Ryan has vehemently maintained his innocence throughout, and was quick to lawyer up and threaten a countersuit for defamation and malicious prosecution. Now we’re getting another little taste of how Ryan rolls. He filed that countersuit and posted about it on Twitter.
I think we can all agree that if we were to guess which former member of The Hills would have a messy split from their husband, it would be Heidi Montag. That could still happen, but for now it’s Audrina Patridge, and things aren’t great.
Time to rethink that boyfriend pillow with Ryan Phillippe’s face on it because it turns out he might be TPTMT (Too Problematic Too Masturbate To). TMZ reports that things got messier than a Porta Potty at Coachella between Ryan and his model ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt. Elsie filed a lawsuit claiming that Ryan has a problem with the good/bad shit (shrooms, coke, ecstasy and roids = all the yikes) and that he physically assaulted her when she came to his house to get her shit after they broke up.
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for another gross dose of Jesse Williams’ divorce. Jesse seemingly forgot Michelle Obama’s “When they go low, we go high” directive and slammed wife Aryn Drake-Lee, accusing her of sitting around eating bon-bons and watching her stories while he’s out grinding away to pay for it all.
Yesterday we learned that Elle King split from her secret husband Andrew Ferguson after just over a year of being married. She never said why they ended things, but TMZ says they know, and it’s awful.