Category: MESS
Prince Harry Says That Prince William Physically Attacked Him And More From His Tell-All “Spare”
If you had yourself a dysfunctional family holiday filled with drama, tussling, and messiness, just be a little grateful that your filthy laundry wasn’t aired beyond a ~cRyPTic~ Facebook post from your auntie. Because Prince Harry’s memoir, Spare, is out next week, so the promo tour for it has begun, and right now, The Firm is probably furiously trying to leak as many anti-Harry stories as possible as the Benny Hill theme song plays in their heads. In leaked excerpts from the book and promo interviews, Harry accuses Prince William of physically attacking him, says William and Kate Middleton co-signed his Nazi costume, calls William his “archnemesis,” and gets into the rumors that King Charles is not his biological father. Oh, and Harry and William’s nicknames for each other are “Harold” and “Willy.” I know, I buried the true lede!
Married “Good Morning America” Anchors, Amy Robach And T.J. Holmes, Reportedly Had An Affair And Left Their Spouses For Each Other
It seems like most of the morning show messiness comes from Today or The View, but well, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes of Good Morning America said, “Hold our beers,” before humping on each other. The Daily Mail posted several pictures of Amy and T.J. “getting cozy,” including a pic of him touching her ass during a weekend getaway. That wouldn’t really be a big deal except for the fact that Amy has been married to Andrew Shue (aka Billy from Melrose Place) since 2010, and that was the same year that T.J. married his wife, attorney Marilee Fiebig. After those ESCANDALOSO pap pictures of Amy and T.J. came out, Page Six heard from a source who said that they’ve been passing their fuck parts to each other for months, and they have since left their spouses to be together. Good Whoring America!
Kanye West Got The Boot From Sketchers HQ And His Donda Academy Shut Down For A Second Before Opening Back Up
And the quick fallout of Kanye West‘s purposeful and consistent anti-Semitism continues! Kanye went on a series of insane tirades as usual, but instead of the regular nonsense about how amazing and genius he is, Kanye has lately been really into anti-Blackness and Jewish conspiracies. He claimed he would never be canceled, but then he lost his billionaire status from Forbes after Adidas joined Balenciaga, Vogue, JP Morgan Chase, Gap, and CAA in dropping him. Now it looks like Kanye is searching for a place to sell his bullshit foam slippers to because he hit up Sketchers‘ headquarters. But Sketchers is founded by Jewish people, so maybe he should have looked into that first, as he was promptly escorted off the premises. Oh, and his Christian private school, Donda Academy, announced it was closing before announcing its return a few hours later. Wow, sounds like a stable environment for learning!
Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis’ Former Nanny Spills More, And Olivia Might’ve Shared Her “Special Salad Dressing” Recipe
It’s been evident that ever since Olivia Wilde was served custody papers from Jason Sudeikis onstage at CinemaCon that the continuing demise of their family unit would get messy; and their former nanny certainly pulled through with alleged details the other day when she came forward to share texts between her and Jason about the maybe-affair-turned-relationship between Olivia and Harry Styles. And this affair had everything: Apple Watches, salads with “her special dressing,” disposable dogs, and a distraught Jason lying in front of Olivia’s car so she couldn’t go see Harry. Despite Olivia and Jason presenting a united front to publicly refute the nanny’s first batch of hot tea, more texts between Jason and the nanny are here. And because Olivia desperately needs to score points with the public after a good many months of being called out for her personal and professional drama, she finally gave the people what they want by maybe posting the recipe for her dick-winning salad dressing.
Cheryl Burke Says That She’ll Fight Her Ex, Matthew Lawrence, In Court For Custody Of Their Dog
Because the court docket in a state where excessive water usage violations and Erika Jayne Girardi exist isn’t full enough, Dancing With The Stars pro, Cheryl Burke just waltzed in to make it known that she’s ready to go to war with her recent ex-husband, Matthew Lawrence, when it comes to the custody of the couple’s particularly human-named French Bulldog, Ysabella.
Lynne Spears Apologized To Britney Spears On Instagram And Asked To Be Unblocked
Kevin, Preston, and Jayden Federline; Jamie Spears; Jamie Lynn Spears, and Lynne Spears have all been featured players on the Lazy Susan of Britney’s Biggest Botherers (with a guest appearance from Jason Alexander) even now that she’s twirled free of her years-long conservatorship. And though most would expect Britney Spears to be living her best life after over a decade of being under her father’s control, she’s seemed to have gotten angrier and angrier at all involved, judging by her (now deactivated) Instagram. But before she closed her account, Britney explained that she frequently pissed-posts because her family has never apologized or taken accountability for their treatment of her. In true Spears public-mess fashion, Lynne replied to Britney’s post with an apology and a plea for Britney to unblock her.