Eight months ago we found out that Jay Mohr filed for divorce from Nikki Cox. A few weeks later he changed his mind. Then last December, he filed divorce paper to quit Nikki Cox a second time. This second divorce filing appears to be the one that’s sticking. And just like his attempts at filing for divorce, their custody battle is also turning into a bit of a shit show.
Melanie B will always be Scary Spice to you and I. But to Stephen Belafonte, Mel’s skeevy questionably-employed husband of ten years, she just went from Scary to Terrifying. The Daily Mail says that on Monday, Mel B made Stephen’s darkest nightmares come true by filing for divorce.
Last week, a bench warrant was issued for Azealia Banks after she skipped out on a court appearance. Azealia was MIA for a hearing regarding her 2015 boob-biting incident because she was in Paris for Fashion Week. Part of me expected Azealia to cook up some kind of scheme to avoid an arrest, like faking her own death to throw off the police and laying low in an small French village under the assumed name Azealia de la Baguette. To my surprise, Azealia returned to New York and made good on her lawyer’s promise to take care of her latest legal mess.
If anyone out there has a time machine I can borrow, please let me know. I would really love to go back 48 hours to when I honestly believed the custody drama between Robin Thicke and Paula Patton was over. But of course it continues.
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have been fighting each other hard over the custody of their 6-year-old son Julian since January, but thankfully, it looks like their custody battle may be turning civil. I just checked my calendar to see if it was April 1st.
Robin and Paula were scheduled to face off in court yesterday, but that didn’t happen. Sources tell TMZ that Robin and Paula are very close to coming to an agreement on the custody situation for little Julian, and they’ve both decided to try something new, like acting like adults and trying to settle things. That’s a real departure from their original plan of action, which was dragging each other by the necks into a messy fight whenever even the smallest opportunity presented itself.
Robin has been accused of some pretty nasty stuff since this whole thing first started, like child abuse, wife abuse, a too-close relationship with his drug dealer, and wooing their social worker with sushi. Paula has been accused by Robin of going MIA for 10 days and conspiring against him with their visitation supervisor.
I hope for Julian’s sake that Robin and Paula actually play nice and close the lid on their custody hell as soon as possible. I also hope that one of their lawyers remembers to get their truce in writing. I know these two messes feed off the drama, and it’s only a matter of time before one of them says “screw it” and we’re back at square-awful again. While they’re at it, can one of those lawyers get Robin to sign a thing promising that once they settle this custody situation, he agrees not to release an embarrassing album about getting Julian back? Paula was cringey enough for one lifetime.
Beau Biden, the oldest son of former VPOTUS Joe Biden, died of brain cancer at the young, young age of 46 in May 2015. Beau Biden left behind his wife of 13 years, Hallie Biden, and their two children. That’s Beau and Hallie on the left. Hallie didn’t really have to go far to find a piece to cry on. Hallie is now getting with her late husband’s younger brother Hunter Biden. That’s Hunter Biden on the right. Hunter Biden and his wife Kathleen Biden separated in October 2015. Hunter and Kathleen have three daughters. Another fun fact: Beau and Hallie’s son is also named Hunter. This is all-caps, bold-faced, big-fonted, red-colored MESSY.