Over the weekend, things got messier between Tommy Lee and his son, Brandon Lee, after they got into a war of words on social media, each trying to convince the world how terrible the other is. Tommy called Brandon disrespectful, Brandon said Tommy forgot his birthday, and it really just went on. Things have been messy between them for a while now, with Brandon punching Tommy back in March and the rocker then threatening to get a restraining order against his own child. That’s an awkward Thanksgiving. JK: I know they don’t spend holidays together.
Yesterday, Tommy decided to defuse the situation and be an responsible adult (opposite) by posting to social media a list of bills he apparently incurred from being a stand-up father to his son.
Yesterday, Heather Locklear had an extremely messy Father’s Day with her parents. On the exact same day, not very far away, her ex-husband Tommy Lee was also celebrating Father’s Day by dragging members of his family into massive amounts of drama. Although to be fair, Tommy Lee’s Father’s Day didn’t end with the cops being called. No, his fight played out on social media instead.
While Duchess Meghan barely escaped death via falling (that’s The Daily Mail talk for “she slipped a teeny tiny bit”) as she wore THE QUEEN’s old guest room bed sheets to the wedding of Princess Diana’s niece and one of the Weasleys yesterday, her dad Thomas Markle was refreshing his PayPal account to make sure that the “few thousand pounds” from Piers Morgan came through for his interview on Good Morning Britain today. Thomas Markle told TMZ last month that he regretted taking a check for staged paparazzi pics before the royal wedding, and today he really showed that he still regrets that decision and learned from it by getting paid to talk to the dried caca raisin clinging to humanity’s butt plug about Prince Hot Ginge and his daughter. So much for STFU-ing.…
Everybody’s got a friend like Minnesota’s Kaitlyn Strom. She’s the wacky one who’s always taking things to the next level. She’s the one who sees the exhaust pipe on a big truck and stuffs her fool head in it for laughs! She’s also the one who inspires even more laughs when she can’t get out of that tailpipe and has to remain there with her head up a truck’s ass for 45 minutes until the authorities have to get the chainsaw. Oh, that Kaitlyn is so full of beans!
In case you haven’t been following the most enduring love story of this generation and beyond, let me give you a quick timeline of 24-year-old Ariana Grande Latte and 24-year-old Pete Davidson’s blossoming love:
May 10, 2018 – It was reported that Ariana and the Nickelodeon Eminem named Mac Miller broke up.
May 19, 2018 – It was reported that Ariana was mumble moaning while humping on Pete Davidson from Saturday Night Live.
May 22, 2018 – It was reported that Ariana was so dickmatized by Pete and he was so coochmatized by her that they got matching tattoos.
June 1, 2018 – Their relationship had already gotten to that phase where she burped up vomit-inducing dingles of cheese like, “I thought you into my life.”
June 3, 2018 – Pete definitely got two tattoos in honor of his girlfriend of three seconds.
June 4, 2018 – Ariana and Pete joked about procreating.
June 11, 2018 – THEY’RE ENGAGED!!!!!
For over a year now, Jesse Williams and his estranged wife Aryn Drake-Lee have been battling it out over their two children, with their current fight being how much child support he should pay. At least they’re not fighting about something as petty as cupcakes?