Based on the testimony provided by all of the sources that crawled out of the woodwork last week, it seemed as though Khloé Kardashian’s new baby girl, True, had fully strengthened the bond between her mommy and cheater daddy, Tristan Thompson. According to TMZ, that would be…false. Much like the seams on the back of Khloé’s pants, her relationship with Tristan is barely hanging on by a thread.
When Khloé announced the name of her daughter yesterday, she said that True had “stolen our hearts,” adding “we are overwhelmed with love.” Khloé may have name-dropped Tristan, but according to sources that spoke with TMZ, that’s about as close as she’s gotten to him.
Khloé has not spoken to Tristan for several days because she’s still furious after finding out he repeatedly cheated on her, and embarrassed her in the process.
Khloé is still in Cleveland at Tristan’s house, but only because all the baby stuff is there. Once a doctor clears her to fly, she’s going back to L.A. Tristan is also at the house, and sources say they haven’t been alone together since leaving the hospital. That could have something to do with Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian all having flown out to see Khloé.
Despite allowing him to be in the delivery room last week and all the rumors that she had fully forgiven Tristan for cheating, she is nowhere close to forgiving him. And neither is her family. According to TMZ, everyone is pissed at Tristan, including Rob Kardashian, who is allegedly “raging.” Rob, it’s okay, but you don’t have to be jealous. I promise, it’s only a matter of time before you’re the Kardashian with the messiest co-parenting situation once again.
It looks like the only true thing that Khloe Kartrashian will ever get out of Tristan Thompson is a living Instagram pic accessory (that’s Kartrashian for “child“.)
Because Khlozilla is so “hood,” I fully expected her to name her 4-day-old daughter Kompton Kardashian. But instead of doing that, she brought on endless jokes by naming her poor baby True Thompson. I guess ISwearTristanThompsonIsntCheatingTrash Thompson didn’t fit on the birth certificate. The baby’s name might be True, but baby’s daddy is far fucking from it. The kid’s nickname should be “Wishful Thinking,” because True is something that Tristan will never be to Khlozilla.
Tru Davies better call a lawyer.
Not only is Khloe’s baby the only True thing between her and her wandering dick-having cheating slut of a man, but that baby is also the only True thing in the Kartrashian family.
When all the shit came out about Tristan Thompson’s dick paying a visit to every cooch that wasn’t attached to his latest pregnant girlfriend, I thought it was all part of Pimp Mama Kris’ diabolical plan to oust him from the family so that her newest little cooing ATM would get the last name Kardashian. But I was wrong. Besides, Khloe couldn’t name her daughter True if she gave True the last name Kardashian. It would be impossible. I mean, every time you type the words “True” and “Kardashian” next to each other, it automatically auto-corrects to False Kardashian since there’s nothing true about the koven.
UPDATE: Pimp Mama Kris claims that “True” is a family name, but since it came from the mouth of PMK, I’m going to say that this fun fact is a false fact!
I’m so excited to welcome my precious little granddaughter True!!! FUN FACT… my Grandfather’s name on my Dad’s side was True Otis Houghton….my real Dad’s name was Robert True Houghton…so i am so excited Khloe named her daughter True!!! #lovebug #familytradition #family pic.twitter.com/MFheCTYnb6
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) April 16, 2018
TMZ says that Uber driver fighter T.J. Miller was arrested last night at LaGuardia Airport in Queens by police and the FBI for an alleged fake Amtrak bomb threat. While riding an Amtrak train from Washington, D.C. to New York City on March 18th, T.J. believed he saw something, so he decided to say something. He called 911 to report that a fellow passenger, a woman with brown hair and a scarf, had “a bomb in her bag.”
It was bound to come to this. On Sunday, several videos hit the internet showing Blac Chyna repeatedly dragging her daughter Dream Kardashian’s stroller across the pavement of Six Flags Magic Mountain in an attempt to use it as a weapon. Now her ex Rob Kardashian is reportedly planning on dragging her into court over it.
Jamie Luner Has Been Hit With A $250 Million Lawsuit For Allegedly Sexually Assaulting A 16-Year-Old
In February, a now 36-year-old man filed a sexual misconduct report with the LAPD against Jamie Luner (from Melrose Place, Savannah, Just the Ten of Us, and All My Children) claiming that she preyed on him when he was 16 years old. The man is now trying to get some justice by fucking with Jamie Luner’s financial situation. TMZ says that he has filed a $250 million sexual battery lawsuit against her. I know that I make more typos than your mom while texting, but that isn’t a typo. Jamie Luner is being sued for $250 million, not $25, which is probably what her last Melrose Place royalty check was for. I know, I’m being generous, it was probably $2.50.
They say that Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. I don’t know what they say about Six Flags Magic Mountain. But after what went down during Blac Chyna’s visit yesterday, it might be: Six Flags Magic Mountain – the place where you get pissed off enough to use a stroller as a weapon.