I can hear this picture, it sounds like an L.A.-by-way-of- Leeds accent, and it says: “He wants WOT?”
Earlier this month, we learned that Mel B and Stephen Belafonte had finally settled their divorce. Stephen’s getting $20,000 a month, which includes $5,000 for child support of their 6-year-old daughter Madison Belafonte, and $15,000 in spousal support for himself. Mel B and Stephen had also reportedly agreed to share custody of Madison. Stephen may be ok with the money, but not the custody. TMZ says that Stephen appeared in court today, claiming Mel isn’t fit to care for her three daughters, because she’s drunk all the time. Here we go again.
In an Ellen episode that airs tomorrow, Mel B was on to promote her upcoming memoir Brutally Honest. But the conversation turned to the news from The Sun that she’s checking into a British rehab center next month. Even though The Sun’s source was Mel B herself, she says that the information got a little twisted, and she’d like to clarify why she’s actually going to rehab.
Earlier this month, Mel B finally wrapped up the details in her awful divorce from Stephen Belafonte. Since it was such a headache, it seemed inevitable to me that Mel B would pack her bags and take some me-time away from it all. But, I was picturing Mel B in a huge straw hat, surrounded by suntan oil boys ready for service. The reality is much more serious. According to The Sun, Mel B is going to rehab.
According to TMZ, Mel B and Stephen Belafonte have finally – FINALLY – wrapped up their awful divorce. With all the allegations of spousal abuse surrounding Stephen, you’d think he’d be lucky to leave that marriage without an angry mob of Spice Girls fans chasing him down the street, throwing Buffalo platforms at his head. Instead, Stephen will walk away with $20,000 every month.
I like to think that’s the same “This shit again?” look Victoria Beckham gives every time she’s informed that Mel B has opened her mouth again and blabbed about a Spice Girls reunion. For months – nay, years, Mel B has been promising a Spice Girls reunion. According to The Sun, Posh is getting sick of hearing about it.
It hasn’t been very long since we learned that a newly-single Mel B was off the market, and the new man in her life was a Beverly Hills cop. When I heard that news, my mind immediately went to the image of Mel B humping a dude in half a cop uniform while blasting Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer on repeat. It sounds like my imagination ran a little too wild too fast, because according to Mel B herself, she’s single.