Donald and Melania Trump’s summer travel plans are taking shape and they will include a long-delayed state visit to London in June. The Washington Post reports that the customary stay at Buckingham Palace during the 3-day visit will not be extended to the couple, even though the Obamas and George W. Bush were hosted there. THE QUEEN has bigger balls than I do when it comes to house guests. The last time my mother-in-law came to visit, I considered several elaborate ruses to avoid having her stay with us, but lost my nerve as I was contemplating buying a jar of bedbugs off of eBay. But The Queen don’t give a fwuck. Suddenly, Buckingham Palace is “undergoing renovations” so they can’t stay there. I see you Lizzy. Well played, Your Highness.
Well, well, well – here’s one big award Lady Gaga won’t be taking home this year (besides the Oscar). The Razzie nominations are here, and there’s nary a nod to A Star Is Born, Green Book, or Bohemian Rhapsody, all movies more worthy of scorn (according TO ME) than any of the 5 that a got a Worst Movie nomination. And the acting category is a real mind-bender with Donald and Melania Trump each being nominated for playing themselves in Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 11/9. Trump was even nominated a second time in Dinesh D’Souza’s Death of A Nation, also for playing himself. I mean, sure. But what are we really doing here?
After the White House threw up that video of Melania Trump wandering through the newly decorated for Christmas White House looking around as though she had never been there before in her life, nor knew what the fuck a Christmas tree was, people have been roasting her like chestnuts on an open fire. The most egregious of the crimes against style Melania participated in, was the all-red Christmas trees she filled the East colonnade with. Well, Melania is here to tell you she doesn’t care and is serving you another dose of Not Giving A Fuck About Your Opinion Or Common Human Decency.
Once again, Bette Midler said something on Twitter that is not amusing to some people. The Divine Miss M is no fan of Donald Trump, and that’s a sentiment that extends to his wife Melania. On Wednesday, Bette trolled the First Lady of the United States on Twitter and it didn’t go over well with some.
According to multiple sources, Donald Trump’s favorite daughter and his third wife aren’t getting along. It’s the battle of Complicit Barbie vs The Be Best Brunette, aka Ivanka Trump vs. Melania Trump. And their drama apparently stems from who was going to get to take a trip to Africa first.
Who needs Russian hackers to take over the United States when all it takes is a celebrity mildly offending the Trumps to send the entire White House into a tailspin? Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have showed the red phone on the Oval Office desk apparently is a direct line to both Russia AND the Kardashian Koven, as those two drop by about as often as Kellyanne Conway. Kim may be there just for criminal justice reform, but Yeezy is all about that #MAGA, and that doesn’t fly with the rap community. T.I. dropped a video on Twitter where he heads to the Oval Office without Donald Trump but with what is supposed to be Melania Trump – and she’s getting naked. As you might expect, the East Wing didn’t care for that…and now says to boycott T.I.