Either the Time’s Up movement went on a deep dive for receipts or there are people like me whose idea of a good Saturday night is a good bottle of whiskey and commentating on Cheryl’s old X Factor outfits that just happened to stumble on some ick-tastic video. An old video from the after show of X Factor U.K. has resurfaced, and it shows one of the show’s original judges, Louis Walsh, clearly cupping Mel B’s ass and giving it a pat. Continue reading
They don’t call her Scary Spice for nothing.
So my childhood is just not safe–no one’s is. The Spice Girls were a big part of my homosexual youth; to learn that Mel B was going through some drastic divorce shit was sad for me. And I thought it was over back in November when she and ex Stephen Belafonte reached a divorce settlement. But it wasn’t over and got messier.
After the settlement was maybe reached, the two continued to slap at each other through lawyers. Probably because Stephen was making off with too much of Mel’s money and she was also trying to limit man’s visitation rights of her kids. She tried talking about how he showed their children ISIS beheading videos (were they on WorldStarHipHop.com?), which he denied, claiming she was a messy drunk and pill-popper which made her mind imagine all the terrorism videos. She also claimed the only reason she was a pill-popper was him, accusing him of drugging her up through their marriage and abusing her in many ways. I know, this is fucking messy. Take notes Brad and Angelina: don’t let it get this bad!
Much to the glee of any attendee not named THE QUEEN, all five Spice Girls will be at the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Much to the glee of one Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham, they will not have to turn on a microphone and belt out the hits. Although, when was her microphone ever on in the first place?? Continue reading
The months-long back-and-forth between all five members of the Spice Girls about a reunion tour continues, captivating 13-year-old me’s extremely short attention span and the world alike. There’s been denials and supposed confirmations. Mel B is now claiming that she doesn’t have to say, “Say you’ll be there,” to Victoria Beckham because VB will definitely be there.
Daddy-daughter movie night for some families might involve popcorn, the couch, and Frozen for the ten billionth time. But that’s not the kind of movie night you’ll get at Stephen Belafonte’s house, according to Mel B. Scary Spice filed papers last week in which she accused her ex-husband of showing ISIS beheading videos to their daughters Phoenix, Angel, and Madison. Stephen denied doing so, but it doesn’t end there. He too has some messy allegations to throw around.
In today’s episode of As The Spices Sit, we get yet another update on what might possibly be in store for that Spice Girls reunion, and as for concrete plans, it’s a bit, ah…Bueller? Bueller? Mel C tells The Sun that Victoria Beckham was telling the truth when she said that there isn’t going to be a Spice Girls reunion tour, contrary to what TMZ keeps saying.