The details of Mel B’s messy divorce from Stephen Belafonte have, so far, followed a bit of a formula. Allow me to put my glasses on and approach the chalkboard. If X represents drama and Y equals the length of this mess, then X = Y + (shit Stephen Belafonte has done x The Nanny). For those following along at home, the solution for X is = VERY MUCH DRAMA. But it always seemed like any drama was the result of Stephen being Stephen. Well, TMZ has a new development, and it looks like Mel B might have found herself representing X in a sticky legal situation.
Mel B probably feels like she’s been living in one of those nightmares where you find yourself walking around your high school without pants on. Errybody knows her business now, and her embarrassing marital exploits will, at this point, probably outlive her Spice Girls legacy. And of course there’s more to add.
TMZ says that new legal documents have been recently filed by Mel B, which include portions of a deposition given by Lorraine “Nanny McThreesome” Gilles. Not only do they confirm some of the sordid details we already knew about, but also reveal new accusations of a sham marriage that Lorraine and Stephen Belafonte allegedly concocted in order to fleece Mel.
Scary Spice is doing everything she can to avoid being labeled Snatch Yo Man Spice since, well, she has an ongoing lawsuit with an ex-nanny who SHE wanted to call Snatch Yo Man Spice. Mel B has apparently ditched her Beverly Hills cop boyfriend, and, no, it isn’t because his job description happens to also be the title of an Eddie Murphy movie. In Touch dropped the news that her man was married, and not in the Sweet Home Alabama way. Officer Feel Good’s wife didn’t think they were as unhappily married as her man led Mel to believe.
There was so much fashion fuckery at the MTV VMAs last night, I barely know where to begin! If the Teen Choice Awards are the Middle School dance of awards shows, then the VMA’s are the Junior Prom at an alternative performing arts magnet school. Since it’s high school, I’ll be announcing the winners and losers in several categories. The first category is Most Obvious Genitalia, and that award goes to none other than Nicki Minaj.
Jesse Williams, I’m sorry, but yours is not the only messy divorce situation that will have people shaking their heads today. You’ve got to share with Mel B and Stephen Belafonte, who is – can you believe it? – still allegedly acting like a total headache.
We all know that Mel B has been going through all of capital-I it lately. Her marriage finally ended and it was revealed that her husband, Stephen Belafonte, was a real piece of (allegedly violent) work. Then she was ordered to fork over a ton of cash to keep Stephen in the moocher lifestyle he had grown accustomed to. We also know that Mel B is close with her fellow America’s Got Talent judge Simon Cowell. Simon decided to make a joke about Mel B’s marriage last night on America’s Got Talent. That’s not Mel B showering Simon with a cup full of kisses.