Much to the glee of any attendee not named THE QUEEN, all five Spice Girls will be at the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Much to the glee of one Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham, they will not have to turn on a microphone and belt out the hits. Although, when was her microphone ever on in the first place?? Continue reading
The months-long back-and-forth between all five members of the Spice Girls about a reunion tour continues, captivating 13-year-old me’s extremely short attention span and the world alike. There’s been denials and supposed confirmations. Mel B is now claiming that she doesn’t have to say, “Say you’ll be there,” to Victoria Beckham because VB will definitely be there.
Daddy-daughter movie night for some families might involve popcorn, the couch, and Frozen for the ten billionth time. But that’s not the kind of movie night you’ll get at Stephen Belafonte’s house, according to Mel B. Scary Spice filed papers last week in which she accused her ex-husband of showing ISIS beheading videos to their daughters Phoenix, Angel, and Madison. Stephen denied doing so, but it doesn’t end there. He too has some messy allegations to throw around.
In today’s episode of As The Spices Sit, we get yet another update on what might possibly be in store for that Spice Girls reunion, and as for concrete plans, it’s a bit, ah…Bueller? Bueller? Mel C tells The Sun that Victoria Beckham was telling the truth when she said that there isn’t going to be a Spice Girls reunion tour, contrary to what TMZ keeps saying.
And to think: a bad day at Posh’s palace is if one of the nannies tries to give the kids gluten! Juuuuuuust when you thought the hot mess express that was Mel B and Stephen Belafonte’s divorce was in the rear-view mirror, it rears its ugly head. Mel’s tattoo removal surgeon apparently didn’t go deep enough in that symbolic “get rid of his name, get rid of him” procedure because they’re apparently back in court fighting for visitation rights after it emerged he showed all three of Mel’s daughters videos of ISIS beheading individuals. Continue reading
Poor Victoria Beckham must be able to make a diamond from clenching her butthole so hard while denying that the Spice Girls are reuniting for a tour, but maybe she was right after all! Reports from Mel B indicate the group is getting back together to possibly perform…as wedding entertainment for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding before they hit the road on that U.K./U.S. tour. Continue reading