Category: Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly Saw Her Opportunity To Get Her Shit Show Some Attention In The Most Petty Way Possible And Took It!

January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

The ratings for Megyn Kelly’s boring flop show on Today are reportedly up by 22 percent in total viewers since October, and I guess she’s got pressure to keep it up. Megyn was probably going to try to keep her ratings up by bringing on the real Santa Claus and getting his DNA tested so she can finally prove that he is 100% white, but she didn’t need to do that. Because Jane Fonda gave her a ratings gift. Jane made fun of Megyn Kelly in her own house last week, and she responded this morning by bringing Hanoi Jane into it. The part of me that lives for ice cold cunt pettiness is slow clapping for Megyn for making that pathetic and nonsensical move. The other part of me is grabbing the popcorn and not-so-patiently waiting for Jane to torch a trick.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jane Fonda Making Fun Of Megyn Kelly On Her Own Show

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

A little over three months ago, rose bouquets were thrown at Jane Fonda’s feets when she threw a, “You’re really going to do this now, trick?” face at Megyn Kelly after being asked about plastic surgery during an interview about her new movie. I wasn’t even expecting a round two, but we all got one this morning. Jane was on the second hour of Today with Lily Tomlin when she clocked Megyn, and Megyn wasn’t even in the ring!

Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie (who were dressed like the rich lady version of the Crips) interviewed Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin (who were dressed like the rich lady version of the Bloods) about the third season of Grace and Frankie. Hoda brought up their friendship and wondered how far they go back. Lily made a joke about how they knew each other BJFF (before Jane’s first facelift), and Jane took that joke and used it to slap at Megyn Kelly. And Jane did it in Megyn Kelly’s own house!

Hoda: How long have you two known each other?

Lily: Oh my God… Before your first facelift.

Jane: Who are you, Megyn Kelly?

Lily: Oh, that’s right, I forgot she was the one!

And as Hoda and Savannah tried to keep from laughing by looking nervous, Megyn was in her dressing room, either farting up a ray of happiness over Jane Fonda remembering her name, or was screaming at her makeup person to put some Alocane on that burn Jane gave her. (Side note: Jane Fonda just had a cancerous growth removed from her mouth area.)

Today will cover the Winter Olympics next month, and when they do, I hope they bring Jane Fonda on again, because her dragging Megyn Kelly has become my new favorite sport.

Pic: @TODAYshow

TIME’s Person Of The Year Are The Silence Breakers

December 6, 2017 / Posted by:

TIME magazine announced their annual Person of the Year, and whoever had their money on the #MeToo movement has reason to quietly celebrate (cheering wildly over your winnings will seem just a *tad* tacky given the circumstances). TIME’s People of the Year for 2017 are the “silence breakers,” or those who bravely told their shitty, awful stories of sexual harassment and assault.

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Celebrity Publicists Don’t Want Their Clients On Megyn Kelly’s Mess Of A Show

October 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Former FOX-y lady Megyn Kelly is finding out that launching a career as a solo artist isn’t that easy. She probably thought that all of the goodwill she engendered from being Twitter-abused by POTUS during the election would propel her to Barbara Walters-heights of newswoman fame. Turns out that Megyn’s really not that popular. Plus, critics say her show sucks. This is why celebrity publicists are letting calls from the Megyn Kelly TODAY show booker go straight to voicemail. None of them want their clients on that shit show, according to Variety. Continue reading

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