Category: Meghan Markle

HUGE NEWS: Duchess Meghan’s First Photographer Credit Has Landed On Kensington Palace Twitter

October 27, 2018 / Posted by:

This just in! Duchess Meghan owns a camera and took a photo of her husband, Prince Harry! Then that photo was uploaded to the Kensington Palace Twitter page! Get out your royal journal and mark October 27, 2018 as another Meghan “first” underneath the entry for “Meghan eats her first Vegemite toast. Royals- they’re just like us!

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Samantha Markle Says She Was Not Turned Away From Kensington Palace

October 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Samantha Markle is here to make it clear: she did not get turned away from Kensignton Palace. Sure, it looked like she was being told to step-the fuck aside and leave the premises before being escorted away, but that’s not at all what happened. Okay? She is a respectable member of the almost-Royal Family, okay? Samantha Markle is that bitch.

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THE QUEEN Is Still Stanning For Duchess Meghan

August 29, 2018 / Posted by:

If you can believe a string of reports, it’s been all laughs and giggles at Buckingham Palace ever since Duchess Meghan arrived. She, Queen Elizabeth, and the corgis all wear matching “Pink Ladies” jackets and terrorize the outsiders of their clique by doing shit like putting Whoopee Cushions under Duchess Kate’s chair cushion at dinner. The Queen may have banned Meghan from eating her favorite food, but she has taken to her in other ways and feels bad for her opportunistic family blabbing to the British tabloids. While shit like that used to get your ass sent to the Tower of London, these days it just causes The Queen to hold Meghan close to her bosom and whisper sweet nothings of support.

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Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Got A Dog

August 26, 2018 / Posted by:

“The hell?!?,” Meghan’s former dog Bogart barked angrily after hearing this news.

People reports that the pants-wearing attempted British Monarchy destroyer Duchess Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have adopted a dog. The pooch (whose name isn’t known yet – Prince Woofington?) is believed to be a Labrador, and they took him from a rescue shelter to riches earlier this summer.

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No, Thomas Markle Is Not Doing His Own Clothing Line 

August 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan’s family is continuing their trend of being the absolute grossest by keeping their names in the tabloids for literally no reason other than making a dollar. Sorry, a pound: this is England, so that’s like $1.27, which is better… I guess. While the Meghan’s mom may be moving to England to be closer to her, Meghan is trying to get her father to catch a plane to Mars because he just will not STFU. Continue reading

Did Thomas Markle Hang Up On Prince Harry?

August 12, 2018 / Posted by:

The nerve of that old drama queen! So many people have been waiting for a call from Prince Harry for decades now (step-mom Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall, his real dad James Hewitt, Michael K) and this bitch actually received that call and HUNG UP? (Can you guess which one of those aforementioned people sent Harry full-body boudoir shots of themselves with their phone number drunkenly scrawled across the ass?) Duchess Meghan Markle’s difficult dad Thomas Markle told The Daily Mail that he once hung up on Prince Harry during a phone call about his bullshit staged photo shoot prior to the royal wedding.

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