Category: Matthew Rhys

“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” Swept The Emmys

September 18, 2018 / Posted by:

If you’re the type of person who doesn’t watch TV shows on Amazon, then The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel might sound like a film about a magical British nanny starring Dame Judi Dench. But as of today, it’s the reason why the show’s creator Amy Sherman-Palladino hauled a giant sack of trophies out of the Emmys last night.

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Madonna Never Really Disappoints At The Met Gala

May 2, 2017 / Posted by:

As if Madonna needed to physically show us how thirsty she is. We know, girl!

Every year, Madonna descends upon the Met Gala with more excitement than a clown who just snorted a line of crushed espresso beans. Last night was no different. Madonna showed up in Duck Dy-Nasty camo couture, swigging something from a canteen. Who cares what the theme was; Madonna wanted to do drunk Bass Pro Shops beauty pageant queen, and so that’s what Madonna is gonna do.

Of course, Madonna did disappoint a teeny tiny bit. I’m of course talking about the fact that her ass – arguably the Met Gala’s most frequent guest – was nowhere to be seen last night. Given the theme of her ensemble, she could have taken it further by letting her ass cheeks flop around behind her like two plucked mallards. Madonna’s look was done by Jeremy Scott for Moschino, so I blame him for that.

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The Americans Had A Baby

May 31, 2016 / Posted by:

Or, for those of you who don’t watch The Americans and whose tastes lean a little more to the “things to watch while wine buzzed” side of things, Felicity and Peter from Love and Other Disasters. Congratulations, you two! You now have a baby.

According to UsWeekly, Keri Russell had the baby that was made with her Americans co-star and maybe side piece-turned-legit piece Matthew Rhys. Keri kept pretty hush about being knocked up by the dude she might have left her husband of 7 years for, and she’s being hush about the baby’s birth too. UsWeekly says it happened last week, but other than that, we don’t know much else. We don’t have a name, or know whether Baby Russell-Rhys is a boy or a girl. Although it sounds like Keri and Matthew were able to provide GPS coordinates, because a source tells UsWeekly that their current location is somewhere over the moon.

“Keri and Matt both look overjoyed and are over the moon to be new parents. They are always snapping pictures of the baby, and family and friends have been sending gifts.”

The Daily Mail has some pictures of Keri and Matthew and a sling-snuggled newborn strolling around New York yesterday.

Keri and Matthew’s new baby joins Keri’s two children from her marriage to Shane Deary, an 8-year-old named River and a 4-year-old named Willa. On the scale of celebrity baby names, those are pretty normal. They sound like The Boxcar Children’s free-spirited hippie commune cousins. With that being said, I really hope Keri and Matthew complete the theme by naming their new baby something like Melody or Sky. They’re but one name and a wooden flute away from a future farmer’s market ambient music trio.

Pic: Splash

Keri Russell And Matthew Rhys Maybe Made A Baby

January 6, 2016 / Posted by:

Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys’ relationship started off on an ESCANDALOSO note, because she was still married to her first husband Shane Dreary when she apparently started wrapping her wandering poon around Matthew’s peen while shooting The Americans together. Keri boning her co-star was allegedly the reason why her marriage to that Dreary dude ate shit. That was around 2 years ago and Keri and Matthew are a still a thing. “Of course they’re still a thing, their show is still on and so bitch hasn’t moved on to another show and another co-star’s peen,” said us shady whores as we sip our morning tea. These two are so much a thing that they’ve made a baby together.

A source tells UsWeekly that the baby in Felicity’s womb is 4 months old and they’re really happy about it.

“Keri is more than four months along,” says an insider close to the pregnant-again mom of son River, 8, and daughter Willa, 4, with ex-husband Shane Deary, who she divorced in 2013 after seven years of marriage. A rep for Russell could not be reached for comment. Adds a source close to Rhys, “It’s so exciting for them!”

I thank the “source close to Rhys” for saying “It’s so exciting for them” instead of saying “They’re over the moon!” Let’s make 2016 an OTM-free year! (Cut to 5 minutes from now when 5 celebrity pregnancies are announced in a row and they all declare that they’re over the damn moon.)

I used to watch The Americans for the hot 80s fashions, the hot Russian spy moves and the hot Margo Martindale, but I stopped because it’s one of those shows that I have to pay attention to. I like to watch porn and make iTunes playlists inspired by Dorothy Zbornak’s outfits while watching a TV show, so I always got lost while watching The Americans. (Although I get lost while watching an episode of The Flinstones.) Because I don’t watch it anymore, I have no idea if Keri’s pregnancy can be worked into the storyline or if they’ll delay shooting. Better yet, I hope that they try to hide Keri’s baby dome with giant DOS computers or oversized Pee-Chee folders.

Pic: Wenn.com

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