Page Six claims that former big bag of smug Matt Lauer (or is he still smug?) and wife Annette Roque have been one of those “stay together for the kids and the press” couples for several years now. As if children are stupid and actually believe mommy and daddy have slept in separate bedrooms for years because “Daddy snores.” The 59-year-old alleged cad was living in their Park Avenue apartment during the week while the wife and kids remained back in Sag Harbor. Continue reading
If Matt Lauer has a cartoon angel and devil on his shoulders, then the angel might be responsible for Matt’s recent apology for sexually harassing co-workers at NBC News. But it sounds like the devil has been doing a little whispering too. Page Six says Matt is thirsty for a huge chunk of bye-bye money, and he’s sent his lawyers to NBC to get it.
I think it’s pretty widely accepted that Geraldo Rivera is an asshat. I, for one, never forgave him for that whackadoodle Al Capone’s vault stunt. Thanks for literally nothing, Geraldo! Now Geraldo is making headlines again by aggressively defending his pal and recently unearthed letch Matt Lauer. Geraldo #tooktotwitterwithavengence with a series of tweets not only defending Matt, but also giving us his nuanced take on workplace romance and offering solutions to the problem of women who just don’t get it.
After NBC announced yesterday morning that they had canned Matt Lauer for allegedly being the creep we all sorta knew he was, Ann Curry was asked about the situation. Ann is still “processing” it all.
And I am truly sorry for once again causing your corneas to nearly collapse by punching your poor eyeballs with the horrifying sight of Matt Lauer looking like a Hill Have Eyes creature in rockabilly chola drag as Lucy from the Peanuts.
It was inevitable for Matt Lauer to pull down his pants (well, according to the stories, it’s always inevitable for him to do that), spread his cheeks and caca out a carefully worded statement about getting fired from NBC News for allegedly sexually harassing a co-worker. NBC News de-douched Today this week after one colleague went to HR with a detail complaint about Matt Weinstein-ing her. Variety and The New York Times also posted pieces that claimed Matt flashed his dick at female employees, told a co-worker he wanted to use a gifted sex toy on her, sexted interns and assaulted a colleague, which made her pass out. (Matt being the gentlemen he is, got his assistant to take her to see a nurse.) Matt gave an EXCLUSIVO statement to his old job, and Savannah Guthrie read it on Today this morning. Matt is sorry, and since trick is unemployed, his new full-time job is “soul searching.” To which a nation screams, “Bitch, go do some hole searching (not that kind of hole!), meaning find a hole, get in it and never come out.”
The keyboards at Variety’s offices must’ve burnt up from writers furiously pounding away while rushing the exposé about Matt Lauer that has been in the works for two months. The New York Times and Variety were both working on their own Matt Lauer story, but NBC News beat them to the punch by announcing his firing this morning. Variety got their piece out today, and includes stories from three female employees. One claims that Matt flashed his dick at her and another one says he gave her a sex toy as a gift. Defending Matt Lauer gives me the heaves, but is that female employee sure that he gave her a sex toy? Maybe he gave her a Matt Lauer doll. I mean, most of us wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a dildo and a Matt Lauer doll.