Category: Matt Bomer

Matt Bomer And Andrew Rannells Kissed For Andy Cohen

June 15, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s impossible for anyone to go on Andy Cohen’s show and not walk out of the studio either shit-faced, having pissed off a Real Housewife, or done something to send their publicist to the nearest dive bar. Matt Bomer and Andrew Rannells are starring in the revival of The Boys In The Band on Broadway, and since they have seats to fill, they went on Watch What Happens Live to promo it…with a little tonsil hockey. Continue reading

Ryan Murphy Is Bringing “Boys In The Band” To Broadway With Most Of His Favorite Gays

November 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Entertainment industry omnipresence Ryan Murphy (it’s just a matter of time before he cuts an album) didn’t have enough to do. The umpteen tv shows and movies he’s creating, producing, doing the costumes and catering on, etc. just wasn’t enough. Playbill reports that Murphy is teaming with Broadway producer David Stone to bring Mart Crowley’s gay dramedy Boys in the Band to Broadway next year. Joe Mantello will direct the play, which will run from April 30 to August 12, 2018.

Ryan’s gathered pretty much ALL of the gay dudes in his regular acting troupe to star. Matt Bomer, Jim Parsons, Zachary Quinto and Andrew Rannels will all star.  In other news, Sarah Paulson has filed a class action lawsuit against Ryan for violating her contract. She was assured she would appear in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS PRODUCTIONS. You know she played Julia Roberts’ wheelchair in The Normal Heart, right? Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Matt Bomer Dishing On What Gets His Nethers Riled

July 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Matt Bomer is working the press circuit hard for his new show The Last Tycoon, and nothing screams F. Scott Fitzgerald like sipping a mint julep and dishing on some good ol’ fashioned gay tingles! While on Watch What Happens Live, Matt fielded questions from Andy Cohen on what made his Magic Mike a little XXL in a game called “Does It Give You A Boner, Bomer?” Sadly, my contacts are 900 days old, and I thought it was just, “Does Bomer Give You A Boner?” I mean, he doesn’t NOT give me one…

Matty boy apparently doesn’t like any extra limbs in his boudoir, as threesomes turn him off, but a disco ball and some ABBA on the vinyl does, as a 70s-style bush is GAY-OK for Boner, I mean, Bomer. He didn’t seem all that into the game until Andy asked if he was into roleplay, and it looked like he was ready to get into Rue McClanahan drag on the spot when he replied, “Fuck yeah!” What?! Golden Girls roleplay is the ONLY roleplay, as far as I’m concerned. To see if Pepaws and the candle aisle at Wal-Mart gets his peen pounding, check out the whole game below:

Pic: Wenn.com

 

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A Strange Thing Happened At The CFDA Awards In NYC Last Night….

June 6, 2017 / Posted by:

The strange thing was that everyone wasn’t told to go home as soon as this feathery vision of dusty pink gluh-moore whipped his boa train on the carpet. Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich? I’m sure that is a question that fashion professors will ponder with their students for years to come.

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Lady Gaga Gave Her Pink Hat The Night Off

November 21, 2016 / Posted by:

I know Lady Gaga’s thing right now is hats, specifically that pink one that’s practically the official mascot of her Joanne promotional tour. So I shouldn’t have been surprised that she showed up to the American Music Awards last night in her biggest, stiffest-brimmed hat. It was nice of her to switch out that pink hat for the evening. I’m sure it was starting to get all limp from all the sweaty forehead foundation it was no doubt collecting and could use a good soak before the Grammys in February. Sorry AMAs, but you get the backup hat.

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Demure Grace And Elegance Brought To You By Samantha Hoopes

June 26, 2015 / Posted by:

What better way is there to end this day of celebration than with a human crystal flute full of sparkling natural beauty and exquisite sophistication?

The name “Samantha Hoopes” (pronounced: WHO?!) probably means as much to you as birth control means to bareback queen Bristol Palin. But believe it or not, Samantha Hoopes is not Duchess Kate’s personal stylist who keeps Prince William’s wife slathered in ladylike refinement. Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated/Carl’s Jr. model who was a shiny jewel of glamour in a sea of meh (see: Amber Heard) at yesterday’s Magic Mike XXL premiere in Hollywood.

Samantha wore a beautifully made gown from the House of Ho Shit that made her totally organic chest globes look like giant billiard balls straight from heaven’s pool table. I’m going to choose to believe that Samantha’s shoes are gold Lucite platform heels, because she’s obviously the kind of style icon who knows that no elegant ensemble is complete until you’ve slipped into a pair of Shauna Sand originals. If Samantha wore that look to the Met Gala, the floor of that museum would’ve been covered in silicone and weaves, because Beyonce and Kim Kardashian would’ve melted after seeing a golden goddess do it a billion times better than them. That dress is very AVN Awards trophy girl and nothing is more classic than that.

I also heard that as soon as the pro-life protesters saw Samantha on the black carpet, they dropped their signs and vowed to devote all their time to worshiping her.

And if you’re not immediately blinded by the sight of grace personified, here’s more pictures from the Magic Mike XXL premiere including some of Matt Boner and Adam Rodriguez who both wore clothes for some weird, unnatural reason.

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