Category: Martha Stewart
Katie Couric Takes Shots At Martha Stewart, Deborah Norville, Prince Harry, And Many More In Her Upcoming Memoir “Going There”
The synopsis on Amazon for Katie Couric’s new memoir Going There says “if you thought you knew Katie Couric, think again.” So did you? Think you knew Katie Couric? I guess I never really thought much about her but my interest is piqued because in Going There, she straight up calls Prince Harry a stink-nasty drunk and basically calls Martha Stewart a humorless see you next Tuesday who found some much needed humbling in the chokey. And don’t get her started on Jeffrey Epstein and his little friend Prince Andrew. No actually, do get her started, and please, may she never stop. I’m already looking forward to her follow-up memoir I Said What I Said.
Martha Stewart Says That The #MeToo Movement Has Been Hard, Because She’s Known So Many Of The Predators
Martha Stewart is 79 years old, she’s rich, she’s powerful, she’s an entertainment icon, and as such, that also means she’s definitely clocked a whole lot of face time with the kind of people who might be at the top of the showbiz pyramid and who have been accused of abusing such power. Martha might say it’s a good thing that victims are able to come forward and finally hold powerful, famous men accountable for their actions, but she’ll also likely tell you a bad thing for Martha because she personally knows a whole bunch of the creeps.
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s Diamond Dogs
As if we needed further proof that Martha Stewart is unapologetically that bitch, in a recent Instagram ad for her new CBD treats for dogs, Martha casually draped her two French bulldogs, Crème Brûlée and Bête Noire, in diamonds. And to quote Marylin Monroe, I don’t mean rhinestones. I mean real ice from Cartier or Van Cleef, she can’t remember. That’s right, in Martha’s world, diamonds are a girl’s best friend’s best friend!
Martha Stewart Swears She Didn’t Jump The Line To Get Her COVID-19 Vaccine
As everyone knows, priority for the COVID-19 vaccine is being given to front line workers and essential-type people. But also to old people. Well, Martha Stewart recently revealed that she got the shot, and it had a lot of people wondering if her only qualification was having a big fat bank account, or the ability to make a triage nurse ask, “Wait, THE Martha Stewart??“. According to Martha, no – she came by that vaccine honestly and fairly.
Open Post: Hosted By The 14 Proposals Martha Stewart Received After Posting That Sexy Pool Pic
Last week, H.B.I.C. Martha Stewart posted a sultry aquatic thirst trap, attracting mucho online attention, failed copycats, and, apparently, over a dozen declarations of love sent via Instagram messages. In an interview with E!’s Daily Pop, Martha humble-bragged, “I’ve had fourteen proposals. I don’t know what for, but they’re proposals. I haven’t checked lately, that was the first day.” Wait, is she alleging that these were sex proposals? Or just standard marriage ones?
Martha Stewart Critiqued Chelsea Handler’s Copycat Pool Pic
Martha Stewart didn’t need a shank made from a filed down toothbrush when she was locked up in bougie-prison. She had an array of ceramicist’s tools which were probably dull compared to the shank that lives inside her mouth. And Martha’s still using that sharp tongue of hers to assert her dominance, only instead of using it to become the untouchable queen of Alderson Federal Prison Camp’s arts and crafts room, she’s using it to take down thirst trap copy cats with inferior swimming pools. Chelsea Handler attempted to recreate Martha’s recent swimming pool selfie which, according to TMZ, “delighted fans across the globe.” No surprise, Martha was not impressed.