Category: Martha Stewart
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition
Back in 2020, Martha Stewart went viral when she posted a pouty pool thirst trap to her Instagram. Last month, she teased that more sexy pics were on the way. Turns out, she wasn’t kidding. Martha Stewart horndogs rejoice, for today is the day your goddess appears on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition! At age 81, she’s the magazine’s oldest cover model in history. And if you’re thinking, “Where’s the pool?? Where’s the pout?” don’t you worry. There are plenty of wet n’ wild poots in the full photoshoot…
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s Basket House
Candy Spelling and that broke-ass “wrapping room” of hers in the former Spelling Manor have nothing on Martha Stewart’s standalone house just for her basket collection! Even though Martha couldn’t get her hands on a proper margarita glass to drink out of at a public panel about a week back, she DOES have a huge collection of baskets of all shapes, sizes, and purposes; and they’re so well taken care of that she posted about the new metal roof she just had installed on their residence.
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Drinking A Margarita Out Of A Measuring Cup During A Q&A Panel
Martha Stewart recently vowed to give us more of her often-imitated, never duplicated thirst traps, and Martha Stewart must have also promised Martha Stewart that when thirst calls, she’s going to answer–with a margarita! The fact that she was right in the middle of participating in a filmed public Q&A panel wasn’t going to stop her from enjoying a margarita right then and there, and perplexingly, straight from a glass measuring cup. The TikTok of her partaking in this pomegranate “Martha-rita” has racked up over 2.4 million views.
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Promising To Give Us More Thirst Traps
Over her storied career, Martha Stewart has taught us many valuable lessons, such as how to host the perfect party for your WASPy friends, how to make an orange jumpsuit work all year round, and, most importantly, how to PROPERLY set out a thirst trap. She may be an octogenarian, but Martha can out-pose any 22-year-old Instagram influencer. And according to her, there’s no stopping her hot posts!
Bethenny Frankel Says She And Martha Stewart Hate Each Other
Bethenny Frankel recently talked about how she and Martha Stewart are apparently arch-nemeses. Maybe in Bethenny’s head! Martha’s out here doing her own “not re-imaged” thing and is not worried about Bethenny. So we think! Bethenny explained on her podcast, Just B with Bethenny Frankel, how Martha actually hates her ass. And let me tell you, I’ve seen Real Housewives of New York and know how several women feel about Bethenny and Martha is certainly not the only one!
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s “Not Re-Imaged” Selfies
In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes, and an 81-year-old Martha Stewart boastfully posting thirst traps. So it’s no surprise that Martha just dropped a fresh double batch of selfies from the salon chair on our asses. In her initial post, her face looked curiously smooth and youthful despite her caption specifying she didn’t use a filter and instead attributing her “skin looking good” to the lighting, a Dry January, and Pilates every other day. But besides a smattering of praise from blue-checked celebrities, the comment section was mostly people telling Martha to get real. So Martha then shared the other selfies she took (which looked much more believable) and doubled down on her amazing skin. She reiterated that it’s all due to a great diet, great exercise, great dermatologists, and NO filters or facelifts. Basically, Martha’s skin is just “a very good thing.”