Category: Marissa Ribisi

Beck And Marissa Ribisi’s Divorce Has Been Finalized, And He Gets To Keep 10 Of Their Houses

September 9, 2021 / Posted by:

That’s right, ten. Beck officially leaves his 15-year marriage to Marissa Ribisi with the shirt on his back, all the expensive bespoke shirts in his closet, millions of dollars, a car, and ten properties. And Marissa gets some stuff too. But they did have a lot to settle. Like who would get all the Banksys?! Yes, that’s Banksys plural. The biggest item I got in a break-up was an old Hoover.

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Beck Says He’s Not A Scientologist

November 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Time to dust off Odelay and have ourselves a good old fashioned Scientology Schadenfreude dance party! According to The Hollywood Reporter, Beck has officially denounced L. Ron Hubbard as his overlord and savior and declared himself an SP (that stands for smart person) by unequivocally stating he is not a Scientologist. I can hear Leah Remini cackling with glee from here.

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Royal Couple Of Scientology Beck And Marissa Ribisi Are Getting Divorced

February 18, 2019 / Posted by:

If John Travolta and Kelly Preston are the Kate and William of Scientology’s royal couples, then Beck and Marissa Ribisi are the Meghan and Harry. But as Prince Charles proved (or Tom Cruise in this scenario), there’s no actual law prohibiting a royal divorce. Lifelong Scientologists Beck and Marissa (both were raised by believers), are proving once and for all, that all is possible Under His Eye (L.Ron’s eye in this scenario). Quick, somebody needs to run tell Jenna Elfman that just because you’re a dyed in the wool Scientologist, it doesn’t mean you have to spend an earth eternity living in miserable marriage in the name of Going Clear.

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