An American Figure Skater Is Accused Of Slashing Her South Korean Rival’s Calf On Purpose

That rabbit knows what’s up.

I guess, uh, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Hot off the heels (skates?) of when I, Tonya reminded us how nasty the world of figure skating could really be, 22-year-old American figure skater Mariah Bell (above with the scaredy rabbit) has been accused of attacking her rival, 16-year-old Lim Eun-soo from South Korea, at the Skating Union World Figure Skating Championships in Japan yesterday. Lim’s agency claims Mariah kicked Lim with her skate, cutting the skater’s calf. Someone please contact Allison Janney, as we are going to need her to play Mariah’s mother. Is that bird available, too? Continue reading