Category: Margot Robbie
Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “Babylon” Starring Margot Robbie And Brad Pitt
OK, I got one for you: What’s black and white and red all over? Answer: Babylon! In the trailer for La La Land director Damien Chazelle’s new 1920s-Hollywood-set movie starring Brad Pitt and Margot Robbie, the jazz players are Black, the booger sugar is white and for some reason Damien has decided to film all the party scenes, of which there are many, using the Fangtasia filter originated during the making of True Blood.
Tom Cruise Will Reportedly Make At Least $100 Million From “Top Gun: Maverick”
Despite the massive boycott (okay, by “massive” I mean just me) against Top Gun: Maverick for not including Kelly McGillis yet giving us the poster douche for “I Need An Adult!” (read: Miles Teller with a mustache), it has become a massive hit. Personally, I’m saving my coins for the porn parody Power Top Gun: Mavdick and its follow-up Bossy Bottom Gun, but many did not, and it’s made over $1 billion worldwide since its release in May. It’s also Tom Cruise’s biggest money-making movie, and because of this and his deal, Little Alien Lord Tommy has become even richer. But still, I’m with the talking Michael Myers’ Party City mask that is Mickey Rourke. That mega-rich trick who has the biggest movie of the year is “irrelevant!”
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling As Ken In The “Barbie” Movie
Many get a case of hardened nipple knobs and moist tips over Ryan Gosling and I never really have until now! Just slap a bootleg Legend of Billie Jean wig onto his head, slather his skin with fake tan paint (in shade: Tang dream) and dress him in the finest clothes found in the clearance bin of a Miller’s Outpost circa 1989, and you’ve got instant hotness! Warner Bros. released the first pic of Ryan Gosling as Ken, in the Barbie movie and he looks like every generic bad boy in an 80s comedy. In other words, Ryan Gosling has never looked hotter!
Margot Robbie Will Produce And Star In An “Ocean’s 11” Prequel Set In The 1960s
If you thought that eight, eleven, twelve and thirteen Ocean’s were too many Oceans, how does the idea of -2 Ocean’s strike you? According to The Hollywood Reporter, the next Ocean’s 11 movie in the works will be a back-to-the beginning prequel set in the 1960s starring and produced by Margot Robbie. Jay Roach, Margot’s Bombshell director, will be in charge of keeping track of however many random ass Oceans they populate this one with as director. If you think herding cats is hard, you should try herding Oceans!
Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Margot Robbie As Barbie
Prior to Nicki Minaj throwing on a blonde wig and parading around half-naked for a few dollars the world had Barbie, Mattel’s OG bad bitch who has been sitting atop mountains of cash since the 1950s. And even to this day Barbie brings in the big bucks with a reported gross of almost a billion dollars in 2021. So of course, what better way to squeeze more money out of one of Mattel’s top earners than by finally creating a live-action feature film starring a woman who already looks like a walking department store mannequin, Margot Robbie. It was announced over two years ago that Margot Robbie will play Barbie in a movie that will be written by Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach and directed by Greta. That whole sentence is WTF personified, but the movie moved forward and is currently shooting in London, so Warner Bros. shared a pic of Margot Robbie in Barbie cosplay and it looks like Margot Robbie in a pink car.
Jared Leto Says He Never Sent Gross Gifts To The Cast Of “Suicide Squad”
Jared Leto spoke to Entertainment Weekly and revealed that he was basically lying about going method in the most insufferable way on the set of 2016’s Suicide Squad. Jared played The Joker and to really get into character, he reportedly sent the cast used condoms and gave Margot Robbie a live rat. A few years ago, Jared denied sending the cast used condoms but said he did send them gag gifts like porn magazines. And now Jared is saying that nearly 100% of what was written about his “gag gifts” at the time was a lie. I see that Jared knows the true key to success in Hollywood: Making shit up for attention.