No, this headline, doesn’t mean that Margot Robbie has accepted my standing Sunday afternoon playdate and is bringing her Caboodles case full of Barbies to my house for their weekly hair chopping and felt marker dye job. It means that Margo is in Industry talks to star as Barbie in the live-action movie about the genitalia neutral doll.
Margot Robbie is playing Sharon Tate in the Quentin Tarantino movie about the Manson Family murders, the movie that Sharon’s sister was against but is now okay with. Margot took to Instagram today to show off her lewk that actually looks pretty decent – Brad Pitt, who did you piss off in the makeup trailer??
Every former Miss Kentucky that works at Fox News has most definitely been taking bets in the break room over what “LIBERAL ELITE MOONBAT HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY!” would play her in the upcoming movie about the women of Fox News and how they dealt with Roger Ailes. While I still think Snooki should play Kimberly Guilfoyle (no offense, Snook), we at least know who two Fox alums will be portrayed by. Y’all already knew that Charlize Theron has been rehearsing “Santa is white…get over it” for a while now to get into her part as Megyn Kelly, but now you’ll get to see Nicole Kidman at Gretchen Carlson because, um, I guess if you have glaucoma, those two look alike?
Wonder Woman, a big-budget superhero movie directed by a woman starring a woman went on to make almost $822 million worldwide. So someone at Warner Bros. or DC must have realized they’d be stupid to mess a formula that has worked, because Deadline says they’ve chosen Cathy Yan to direct Margot Robbie’s next Harley Quinn appearance in a film based on DC comic’s Birds of Prey series.
Note that I left out the word “mess,” as there’s no question that the messiest part of the red carpet was most likely the three square feet of space occupied by Ryan Seacrest.
If there was an award for red carpet fashion that makes you question a stylist’s sanity, Nicole Kidman would be that category’s Meryl Streep. Nicole arrived in an Armani Prive gown that does double duty. From the waist-up she’s very mascot of a sexy frozen fish company, and from the waist down I’m getting a reminder to please separate my plastic recyclables from my paper.
He looks like if Damien from The Omen got a job at Jiffy Lube. That’s current Hollywood slobber object Timothee Chalamat holding his statue for Best Male Lead for his part as a teenage twink in love with a much older dude in Call Me By Your Name. The Independent Spirit Awards were held yesterday. Variety reports that Jordan Peele’s “white people really ARE evil!” horror/comedy/satire Get Out won for Best Feature and Best Director, and honestly, why is Timothee dressed like a gas station attendant? Surely choosing an outfit for these things isn’t that much of a stressor that you say “eff it” and go with coveralls?