Category: Margot Robbie

There Are No Naked Feet In The First Trailer For “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”

March 20, 2019 / Posted by:

The first trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s 9th movie, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (alternate title based on the picture above: Leo Smells A Fart), has arrived. I guess QT’s decided to start numbering them to remind us that we won’t have him to kick around for much longer. The good news is that it looks like QT may have taken our notes and decided not to use the N-word in every other sentence in this one. I guess the only way for him to avoid that was to not write any black characters (as far as I could tell from looking at IMDB) at which to hurl it. I guess Samuel L. Jackson has finally had enough now that he’s stacking up all those shiny Marvel coins.

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Nicole Kidman Will Play Gretchen Carlson In That Fox News Movie

August 1, 2018 / Posted by:

Every former Miss Kentucky that works at Fox News has most definitely been taking bets in the break room over what “LIBERAL ELITE MOONBAT HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY!” would play her in the upcoming movie about the women of Fox News and how they dealt with Roger Ailes. While I still think Snooki should play Kimberly Guilfoyle (no offense, Snook), we at least know who two Fox alums will be portrayed by. Y’all already knew that Charlize Theron has been rehearsing Santa is white…get over it” for a while now to get into her part as Megyn Kelly, but now you’ll get to see Nicole Kidman at Gretchen Carlson because, um, I guess if you have glaucoma, those two look alike?

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The “Birds Of Prey” Movie Got A Director

April 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Wonder Woman, a big-budget superhero movie directed by a woman starring a woman went on to make almost $822 million worldwide. So someone at Warner Bros. or DC must have realized they’d be stupid to mess a formula that has worked, because Deadline says they’ve chosen Cathy Yan to direct Margot Robbie’s next Harley Quinn appearance in a film based on DC comic’s Birds of Prey series.

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Now For The Drama, Glamour, And WTF-ery Of The Oscars Red Carpet

March 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Note that I left out the word “mess,” as there’s no question that the messiest part of the red carpet was most likely the three square feet of space occupied by Ryan Seacrest.

If there was an award for red carpet fashion that makes you question a stylist’s sanity, Nicole Kidman would be that category’s Meryl Streep. Nicole arrived in an Armani Prive gown that does double duty. From the waist-up she’s very mascot of a sexy frozen fish company, and from the waist down I’m getting a reminder to please separate my  plastic recyclables from my paper.

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