Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Did His Best Lady Voice For Dr. Phil

It feels like Dr. Phil’s interview with Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, the mastermind behind the Lennay Kekua hoax, has been going on for weeeeeeeks. Every site I go to, I see Dr. Phil’s hard boiled egg with a pubestache face looking at me and this mess is everywhere. During the interview, Ronaiah said that he was in love with Manti Te’o’ and that he used to be gay, but he’s a recovering homosexual now. Is “recovering homosexual” short for “recovering from butt sex homosexual,” because who hasn’t been there? I guess if Man Titty O is “faaaaaaar” from gay, then I guess Ronaiah is like two freeway exists away from gay. He was just at gay, but now he’s driving away from it. Ronaiah also said some other things to Phake Ass Phil, but who cares about that. The only thing I care about is hearing Ronaiah’s lady voice and Dr. Phil was right there with me.

Dr. Phil kept asking Ronaiah to do his Lennay voice, but he got all kinds of shy and wouldn’t do it. He finally agreed to do it behind a screen with a producer watching to make sure the lady sounds were coming out of his mouth. So Ronaiah called a phone and did his best Lennay voice:

He kind of sounds like Michael Jackson with Laryngitis speaking through a pillow. I bet Dr. Phil wasn’t convinced. I bet after the show ended, Dr. Phil called Ronaiah up again and said, “Let me hear you do your Lennay voice one more time. Let me hear you say, ‘Oh, Dr. Phil, let me lick the skin dome covering that brilliant mind of yours.’ Yeah, say it like that. Say it again, slower. Wait, what sound? No, I didn’t just pull my zipper down.“

QOTD: Manti Te’o On The Rumor That He Loves Real Dick

While sitting in front of an FTD bouquet, Katie Couric asked Manti Te’o if he created a fake dead girlfriend to hide his gayness sort of the same way someone (I’m not naming names) might use a few dozen squirts of Jovan Musk to hide the scent of butt sex in their room after a particularly messy orgy. Man Titty O got all uncomfortable, like Tom Cruise uncomfortable, and then basically said that if you brought up Google Maps, hit the “Get Directions” button, typed his name in A, and typed “gay” in B, the blue line would go on forever. That’s how far from gay he is.

Katie: “One of the theories, many theories, Manti, making the rounds, is somehow you created this whole scenario to cover up your sexual orientation. Are you gay?

Manti: “No, far from it. Faaaaaaaaaaaar from it.”

Then the audience laugh and I’m guessing it was one of those “bitch, please” laughs. My b-hole did twitch when he let out that long faaaaaaaaaaaa. Maybe dude doesn’t crave dick, but that cardigan says otherwise. I think Zac Efron wore that same outfit in one of the High School Musicals. Do with that what you will.

via Gossip Cop

How Good Is Ronaiah Tuiasosopo’s Lady Voice?

During Manti Te’o’s interview with Katie Couric, which airs today, he claims that he’s not a STUNT QUEEN, he’s just a gullible bitch, because he wasn’t a part of the fake dead girlfriend hoax and he had no idea that his friend Ronaiah Tuiasosopo was Lennay Kekua the entire time. Manti says that why would he take part in a hoax that has ruined his reputation and possibly screwed with his football career. But even if this does ruin his football career, that’s okay, because he can get a job working from home. Manti read that Debbie’s mom makes $566/a day posting links on Google. Unbelievable!

Manti gave Katie Couric 3 voicemails that he thought were from his fake girlfriend, but they were really from Ronaiah Tuiasosopo. In the voicemails, Ronaiah as Lennay, talks about her chemotherapy sessions, gets jealous over Manti having another girl in his room and tells him she was released from the hospital. Ronaiah’s lawyer says that he pretended to be a woman and put on his “falsetto” voice every time he talked to Manti. Here’s just one of the voicemails, you can here the rest at Deadspin:

If you need to compare Ronaiah’s lady voice to his man voice, here’s a clip of him talking normal. I don’t know, if I was working the drive-thru at McDonald’s and Ronaiah spoke in his regular voice, I don’t think I’d call him “miss.” So either his lady voice is that good or he’s using some kind of software. I don’t know, but I do know that I want to hear a clip of Lennay and Manti phone fucking each other. I really need to hear Ronaiah make lady orgasm sounds as his peen explodes.

And TMZ says that Manti isn’t the only dude who Ronaiah supposedly tricked. Ronaiah has feelings for dudes, but he doesn’t want to face those feelings, so he created a fake girl and lives vicariously through her.

We’re told Ronaiah used the female persona in many encounters, but so far there’s no evidence he became intensely emotionally attached to anyone — until Manti. We’ve confirmed when Ronaiah spoke with Manti as “Lennay Kekua” he used his own voice.

Indeed … Ronaiah’s feelings became so intense, he blew his cover on December 6 because it was hard to walk away. He never intended to reveal Manti was actually talking to a man … he just wanted to reconnect with Manti, but still as a woman.

Our sources say Ronaiah has buried his feelings to the point he has little emotion about anything. We’re told even the scandal has not produced intense emotions.

Well, I guess that’s one awkward way to come out, awkwardly.

How old is Ronaiah? I mean, most of us outgrew the whole “pretend to be a woman on Craigslist to get straight men to have phone sex with you” phase in our teens! Okay, in our early twenties. Okay, in our mid twenties. Okay, last week. But still.