Seen above dressed like a child beauty pageant queen about to do a dance performance of the Dixie Chicks’ White Trash Wedding, Madonna has queefed out Medellin, the first single off her new album Madame X. Madge has taken a much-needed break from terrorizing the corneas of her Instagram followers with beyond filtered selfies from creepy HELL and has been using her social media pages to tease her new album and new song with Colombian singer Maluma.
The look for Madge’s new album is like something out of a knock-off Quentin Tarantino movie, so I was into it, but the first song sounds like a Selena Gomez bonus track on the Japanese edition of one of her albums from 2013. No offense to Selena Gomez, bonus tracks, Japanese editions, or 2013.
It was just the other day that Madonna revealed to us that she has a new album coming out called Madame X. The concept album surrounding the character she created known as Madame X has the gays wondering just what we’re going to get from this new persona Madonna is introducing us to. Whatever it is, I’m sure it will be unnecessarily slutty. Well we won’t have to wait for long to find out, as she announced on Instagram that her new single Medellin featuring Maluma will be out on Wednesday.