Category: Make That Money
Kanye West Might Be Thinking Of Launching A Cosmetics Line
Before today, I didn’t know where Kanye West stood on cosmetics, besides the fact that he doesn’t like it on his child. If I had to guess what Kanye thought about makeup, based on past behavior, I probably would have assumed he’d say something like, “The only blinding highlight you need is the illumination from Jesus Christ’s glowing halo” or a confusing non-sequitur about eyebrows. Until today, the only contour I’d associate with Kanye is if he took his Sunday Service scam on the road. Get it? Con tour? The point here is that Kanye has filed a trademark update on his Yeezy brand to include beauty and skincare products.
Cristiano Ronaldo Is Football’s First Billionaire
I don’t know much about football, besides the fact that it can also be called soccer, and that if you want to gamble on football, your best sports betting resource used to be an octopus. But I also know some less-interesting football facts, like that one of the sport’s most famous players is Cristiano Ronaldo. And now I also know that Cristiano Ronaldo is the first football player to reach billionaire status. Whip out your loudest vuvuzela and celebrate! Go ahead and blow as loud as you can, I’m sure Cristiano can afford the best noise-canceling earplugs that money can buy.
Amazon Has Reportedly Spent $25 Million On A Documentary About Rihanna
The Hollywood Reporter say that Amazon has paid $25 million for a documentary about singer-turned-makeup millionaire-turned-current reigning underwear queen Rihanna. Somewhere in Florida, an Amazon delivery person paid $0 to ask Aaron Carter what made him get that huge Rihanna tattoo on the side of his face.
Ed Sheeran Broke U2’s Tour Record By Raking In Almost $800 Million
Ed Sheeran’s ÷ (Divide) Tour started on March 16, 2017 in Italy, and it just wrapped up in Ipswich, England on Monday. Ed was on that tour for more than two years, and played 255 shows. I complain a lot about the amount of times I have been forced to listen to Thinking Out Loud at weddings, doctor’s offices, the grocery store, 1-800 number hold music. But I never once thought of poor Ed Sheeran having to sing it at every show for more than TWO YEARS. You know what? No, I can’t feel too sorry for him. Because he got paid every time he sang it, and all I got was the urge to buy earplugs.Maybe Ed can buy me some, because I know he’s got the money!
The Rock Is Once Again Forbes’ Highest-Paid Actor
After two whole years languishing – suffering, even! – in the number two spot, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is back at the top of Forbes’ annual list of the highest-paid actors. Now someone else can be the roody-poo candy ass number two, and that someone is Chris Hemsworth. Hang your head (and bank account) in shame, hottest Hemsworth brother.
Mia Khalifa Says She Only Made $12,000 From Porn Despite Still Being Globally Ranked
Mia Khalifa was apparently the second most searched porn star on Pornhub last year even though she hasn’t done porn since 2014. Why has she not done porn, you ask? Did she get tired of it, move on, find other work? Well no, not really. She left after making only $12,000 from her short career, because she was getting death threats from ISIS. Yes thee ISIS was threatening to kill Mia Khalifa because of a porn she did in a hijab.