I should probably be writing a full post about how QVC is following everybody else’s lead and trying to distance themselves from Paula Deen’s face anymore, but can’t we just assume that everybody is firing Paula Deen. Can’t we just assume that companies are hiring Paula Deen just to fire Paula Deen, because that’s what everybody is doing? Let’s just go with that and get back to something that is way more important and way more relevant to everybody’s interests: MAN NIPPLES!
A double dose of hot douche was served up at the Aria Hotel in Las Vegas today when Maksim Chmerkovskiy and his brother Val of Dancing with the Has-Beens came out for some Oil of Olay body wash event. Yes, Val’s hair puts the oil in Oil of Olay (somebody should really fly a plane full of COREXIT over his head), but other than that, I don’t know what the hell these two have to do with Oil of Olay. Since Val and Maks both look like they sweat Drakkar Noir, maybe taking one whiff of them will make you want to cleanse your nostrils out with Oil of Olay body wash neti pot-style?
As for my headline question, I’d normally go with Maks, but I’m going to say Val this time. But only because screaming out the name VAAAAAAAL will make me think of Valerie Bertinelli and who doesn’t want to think of Valerie Bertinelli while boning?