Category: Lynne Spears
Lynne Spears Apologized To Britney Spears On Instagram And Asked To Be Unblocked
Kevin, Preston, and Jayden Federline; Jamie Spears; Jamie Lynn Spears, and Lynne Spears have all been featured players on the Lazy Susan of Britney’s Biggest Botherers (with a guest appearance from Jason Alexander) even now that she’s twirled free of her years-long conservatorship. And though most would expect Britney Spears to be living her best life after over a decade of being under her father’s control, she’s seemed to have gotten angrier and angrier at all involved, judging by her (now deactivated) Instagram. But before she closed her account, Britney explained that she frequently pissed-posts because her family has never apologized or taken accountability for their treatment of her. In true Spears public-mess fashion, Lynne replied to Britney’s post with an apology and a plea for Britney to unblock her.
Kevin Federline Talked About Britney Spears’ Relationship With Her Sons During An Interview, And Yes, She Hit Back At Him
During Britney Spears’ fight to finally kill her 13-year conservatorship, her ex-husband Kevin Federline, who has primary custody of their Cheetolings, mostly stayed quiet but did throw support her way through his lawyer by saying that the “best thing for his children is for their mother to be happy and healthy.” Well, KFed just did something that has made Brit Brit the opposite of happy. KFed bit the Frapp-covered hand that feeds him and his family by talking about her relationship with her sons, 16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline. And he didn’t do it on a therapist’s couch. I mean, when you air your feelings out to a therapist, you have to give a check instead of taking one. So KFed decided to tell the world about his sons’ relationship with their mother during an interview with The Daily Mail that will air on Britain’s ITV in several parts this week. And since Brit Brit isn’t one to stay quiet when someone publicly brings up her name, she has slammed back, saying she’s sad that KFed is running his mouth about her and their sons.
Britney Spears And Her Mom Lynne Spears Are Having It Out On Instagram Over Unreturned Text Messages From 2019
Due to the outrageous circumstances that led to America’s biggest pop star being locked away, against her will, at the peak of her career, under a sketchy ass conservatorship that lasted over a decade, what happens next in Britney Spears’ life and career is anybody’s guess. So far, it’s been a mixed bag of blessings and bullshit. She’s free, yippee! She’s beefing with her family on Instagram, yikes. She’s married, yippee! (But also *eyeballs emoji*). But what’s Not That Jason Alexander doing there, yikes! This week’s “Yippee!” is that Britney had a secret rendezvous with Sir Elton John at a studio where they laid down a full duet of Tiny Dancer, which Page Six reports will be released by Universal sometime next month. The single will be Britney’s first since 2016’s Slumber Party. That’s the unequivocally good news. Unfortunately, this week’s “Yikes” involves more public family feudin’ on Instagram with Britney’s mom Lynne Spears in the hot seat this time. Again.
Britney Spears Says Her Brother Was NOT Invited To Her Wedding, Despite A Claim That He Was
Britney Spears got married to Sam Asghari during a wedding that brought out Madonna, Selena Gomez, Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore, Ansel Elgort, and Donatella Versace who designed Brit’s wedding dress. But do you know who wasn’t there? Brit Brit’s family. Britney was famously freed from her conservatorship after almost 13 years and has accused her family of mental harm and helping to restrict her life. Obviously, she’s not going to invite such people to her amazing day. But her brother, Bryan Spears, for some reason suggested he actually was invited but he just had his own daughter’s graduation to go to. Britney quickly hopped online to dispel that rumor saying he was not on the guest list and in fact, she had another invitation for him: “Go fuck yourself.”
Britney Spears Says That Her Real-Life Mom Was Worse Than Her Fake Mom From “Crossroads”
In the grand pantheon of ultra-shitty movie mothers, there’s Faye Dunaway’s Joan Crawford, and then everyone else underneath that. Your mileage may vary! Some people are going to rank some awful moms higher or lower than others, but Britney Spears has the unique distinction of having actual real-life experience with one of said crappy movie mothers. And because of this, she could effectively compare her own mom Lynne Spears against her on-screen mom. Which Britney recently did. And the bad news for Lynne is that it sounds like Britney would have rather traded places with her Crossroads counterpart and lived with her crappy absentee mom played by Kim Cattrall.
Britney Spears Reportedly Signed A $15 Million Tell-All Book Deal
Britney Spears is reportedly going to be writing a tell-all memoir and she’s supposedly getting PAID for it! 40-year-old Brit Brit was recently freed from her nearly 13-year long conservatorship and has been tearing up her family on Instagram ever since. Her father, Jamie Spears, her mother, Lynne Spears, and even her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, have been the targets of Britney’s ire as she continues to reveal all the alleged horrible bullshit they put her through mentally and physically for over a decade. And don’t even ask Britney about her sister’s memoir, Things I Should Have Said. Now it’s time for her to put her own words into writing and tear her family up in a book and not just long-winded Instagram posts full of emojis! And Page Six says that Britney’s earning $15 million for it. The way she has so many songs to pick a book title from. “Stronger Than Yesterday,” “Why Do These Tears Come At Night?,” “Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?,” but personally I think she should just name it “It’s Britney, Bitch,” and call it a day.