Category: Lori Loughlin

Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Got Hit With Money Laundering Charges After Failing To Take A Plea Deal

April 9, 2019 / Posted by:

That dude who got all his Rad merch signed by Lori Loughlin while he had the chance is probably happier than a pig in shit right now. She’s about to be otherwise occupied. According to TMZ, Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli did not enter into a plea bargain as fellow Operation Varsity Blues scammer Felicity Huffman did and are now facing money laundering charges. That increases their minimum recommended sentence from “somebody feed my cat” time to “shanking someone on the first day to establish a pecking order” time.

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Felicity Huffman Could Get At Least 4 Months In Prison, While Lori Loughlin Faces A Minimum Of 2 Years

April 9, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s time to start talking prison lengths when it comes to Operation Varsity Blues. The delicious recompense us poor people have been waiting for is finally on the horizon and punishment looms over all those richie riches who bought their kids’ ways into colleges they weren’t smart enough to get into, but they’re rich so they “deserved” it. Well now they deserve the sentences (no quotations). Felicity Huffman is biting the bullet, along with other rich parents involved in the scheme, and she pled guilty to the charges. Well, Us Weekly says that it looks like prosecutors are asking for Lynette Scavo to move from Wisteria Lane to Century Regional Detention Facility for four months.

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Felicity Huffman Will Plead Guilty To Scamming Her Daughter’s Way Into College

April 8, 2019 / Posted by:

If there’s ever going to be a riveting trial involving the college admissions ESCANDALO, you won’t see Felicity Huffman starring in it. You won’t ever see her dramatically pull off her wedding ring on the witness stand and throw it at William H. Macy as she tearfully whines about how she’s going down for this shit while he doesn’t ever have to worry about trying to make avocado toast out of mushy peas and cardboard in the clink. Felicity’s next role won’t be crying privileged parent in the college admissions courtroom drama, because she and 12 others will take a plea deal and plead guilty.

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An “Embarrassed” Olivia Jade Wants To Rebuild Her Brand

April 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Current daughter of privilege and future daughter of possible jailbirds Olivia Jade is “embarrassed” by her mom Lori Loughlin’s alleged role in the college admissions scandal. However, despite the setbacks that have virtually destroyed Olivia’s gig as an “influencer,” she wants to rebuild her brand. Like a phoenix from the entitled, I-didnt-even-want-to-go-to-college-anyway-you-guys ashes, her vapid empire will rise again! Stronger and more insipid than ever!

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Lori Loughlin Signed Autographs And Posed For Pictures In Advance Of Her “Operation Varsity Blues” Court Appearance

April 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Rad stans got their motherfucking life yesterday when one of the film’s stars, Lori Loughlin, cheerfully greeted fans of the 1986 BMX cult classic outside of her Boston hotel. Lori, who is in town with her husband Mossimo Giannulli for “business”, beamed at well-wishers and happily signed autographs and Rad memorabilia. Later today, Lori and Mossimo have an “appointment” in court to face felony conspiracy to commit mail and honest fraud charges, before getting back on their private jet and flying home to California.

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Olivia Jade’s Trademarks Got Denied Over Bad Punctuation

March 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Page Six is saying that Olivia Jade Giannuli‘s once-popping media empire is now crumbling around her like one of Brad Pitt‘s New Orleans houses. Operation Varsity Blues has really stung Olivia hard. Not only are her parents, Lori Loughlin, and Mossimo Giannuli, in some serious legal trouble with the government for allegedly bribing their way into a $500,000 mess–her job as an influencer and beauty blogger is dissolving fast. In the next step of her fall from becoming Kylie Jenner, it’s now being reported that Olivia Jade has had trademarks for her name denied. Gee, I wonder why? Well according to government, it’s some punctuation.

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