Category: Lorde

Lorde Backpedaled On Claiming She Doesn’t Hang Out With Taylor Swift

July 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Lorde looks like that in the above pic, because Taylor Swift’s kiss is the “of death” kind, and she knows she’s forever doomed. (Taylor whispering “mine for life…” in her ear like a Gollum in heels didn’t help, either.)

The PR threat level gauge must have hit orange (aka “A bitch is trying to leave!” -level) over at Serpent Squad HQ. Noted Serpent Squad member and jaded 45-year-old in a 20-year-old body, Lorde, claimed that she actually has little to do with Tay Tay & Co. in an interview this week.

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Lorde Says She Isn’t In Taylor Swift’s Squad 

July 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Lorde, the moody little sister of Taylor Swift’s friend collection, has recently been pretty open about her famous friend situation. Last month, Lorde compared (and promptly apologized for) being friends with famous people to having a friend with an autoimmune disease. Lorde is speaking once again about her most-famous friendship, and she’s still just as enthusiastic.

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Lorde Is Really Sorry For Comparing Her Friendship With Famous People To Autoimmune Diseases

June 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Diseases are getting dragged this week. First, Hanson compared Chlamydia to Justin Bieber’s voice, and now Lorde is saying that being friends with Taylor Swift is like being friends with someone with an autoimmune disease. Hanson has yet to burp up a sorry for shitting on Chlamydia like that, but Lorde has apologized, and probably because she realized that someone with a disease like Lupus already has enough to deal with and they don’t need to be compared to the exhaustive snake in Skipper’s clothing.

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Taylor Swift Voted

November 8, 2016 / Posted by:

It felt like every celebrity and their semi-famous dog had let everyone know what side they were on during this election. You had people dressing up as their favorite candidate for Halloween and gingers fighting on Twitter for candidate supremacy and Malcolm’s Dad threatening to move to Canada if Trump wins and Third Eye Blind trolling the RNC. Lots of people had feelings. One person who kept their lips sealed was Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift never said if she was “with her.” She also never endorsed Donald Trump, and I’m sure that really hurt his feelings, because she looks like what he would choose if he could replace Tiffany.

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Taylor Swift Inducted Some New Members Into Her Squad Last Night

October 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift doesn’t currently have a boyfriend in her life, which means she’s got a whole lot more time for her girl squad until the next one comes around. Last night, the most popular slice of Wonder Bread in the bag went to a private Kings of Leon concert in NYC with longtime squad members Lorde, Martha Hunt, Lily Donaldson, and Cara Delevingne. And she also brought out her new recruits.

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Like Lady Gaga Would Really Get Married On The Shush

March 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Lady Gaga’s birthday is today and she celebrated the anniversary of her 30th year alive this past weekend by throwing herself a big party in L.A. that brought out bright shining A-list stars like Lisa Vanderpump, Asslee Simpson, Evan Ross and Lisa Rinna and low-rent has-beens like Taylor Swift and Kate Hudson. While working a painted-up face that screamed Clown School Carol Channing, CaCa strolled into her birthday party with her man Taylor Kinney, and everybody should’ve been screaming for the police since she obviously stole a dress out of the closet of Bette Midler’s Big Business character. But people weren’t doing that, because they were too busy staring at what looked like a wedding band on her finger.

When that hot piece of panty cream-inducing hotness Taylor Kinney and CaCa got engaged two Februaries ago, he gave her a heart-shaped diamond engagement ring. On Saturday night, she switched out that Mariah Carey kidney stone-looking ass ring for a plain gold band. So some think that Taylor Kinney is now officially Lord CaCa, because they got secret married.

I don’t know…..

If Lady CaCa gets married in a ceremony that isn’t televised to this planet and others, and doesn’t feature a wedding dress made out of live white doves, vows done entirely in a language created just for them, a 15-hour-long performance art piece by Marina Abramović and a first dance where little people dressed up as cherubs barf glitter-infused metallic paint on them, did Lady CaCa really get married at all? I think not!

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