Category: Loose Lips
Julia Fox Talked A Little About Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, And Drake With Andy Cohen
Andy Cohen’s been super busy being a prolific maestro of mess lately, so it should come as no surprise that during last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live, he was able to extract several pieces of intriguing information from his guest, UNCUH JAM/worrisome alley cat, Julia Fox. Over the span of 30 minutes, Julia–who has become my modern-day Forrest Gump on account of the way she bafflingly weasels her way into random situations–said that she hasn’t kept in contact with Kanye West since their monthlong fling ended, and he probably never even knew her full name. She also shared that she hasn’t spoken to her pogo sister, Kim Kardashian, about David Duke 2.0, despite crossing paths with her. She rounded out her half-hour of dropping nuggets by describing her best celebrity date, later letting it slip that it might’ve been with Drake.
The Kid Katy Perry Kissed On “American Idol” Walked Back His Initial Reaction Of “Yuck”
The new season of American Idol is off to an cringy start despite the fact that they vowed they weren’t going to show any bad auditions. Instead, the premiere episode still made folks squirm and watch through their fingers because of Katy Perry’s big ole sticky icky cherry chapstick biscuit bopper. That’s because 19-year-old contestant Benjamin Glaze got his very first kiss forced on him by Katy during his audition. Problem is, according to a The New York Times, Ben was preserving his mouth virginity for someone special (and also presumably somebody not wearing chain mail and a studded dog collar).
Selma Blair Was Only Joking! Cameron Diaz Is Not Actually Retiring From Acting
Selma Blair takes it all back! Cameron Diaz is not retiring from acting after all. Well, at least that’s what Selma says. Selma issued a RED ALERT to the public backtracking on her previous comments about her The Sweetest Thing co-star tossing her SAG card into a bonfire. Selma now claims it was all a joke! Here’s Selma’s fevered retraction, as if we can believe anything she says anymore.
??☎️??? BREAKING NEWS ???. Guys please, I was making a joke in an interview. CAMERON DIAZ is NOT retiring from ANYTHING. And for more breaking news: I am NOW retiring from being Cameron Diaz’s spokesperson. ?
— Selma Blair (@SelmaBlair) March 12, 2018
Oof, Selma’s emoji game… Fax machine emoji? Math teacher emoji? In another tweet (since deleted) Selma said (via E! News):
“No no no! It was a quip. Delete. Delete delete. It would only be official if it came from her mouth. Not mine answering a question of sweetest thing part deux was happening. Red alert. not fact.”
According to E!, Cameron hasn’t said anything publicly one way or the other about retiring from acting. She’s only talked about trying to “find herself”. But Selma’s mad scramble backwards up the cliff tells me Cameron’s not so preoccupied with making sure she’s fucking to the right twin to let such a broad statement go unchecked. Cameron probably called Selma up and was like “here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna tweet out a retraction and you’re gonna work in a bad teacher emoji somehow or else there will definitely be no sweetest thing part deux, capiche?! I got back-ends on that bitch”.
Pic: Columbia Pictures