Lisa Lampanelli Pulls A Lisa Lampanelli

Jezebel, ONTD, Crushable and a bunch of people on Twitter are all shaking their heads at Lisa Lampanelli today after she tweeted a picture of her and Lena Dunham, who is wearing a moldy camping tarp for some reason, and called Lena her “nigga.” No, they weren’t in Paris and no, GOOPY Paltrow isn’t Lisa’s ghost tweeter. Some people are shocked about this, but doesn’t Lisa’s whole act involve trying to shock bitches. Wouldn’t it be more shocking if bitch didn’t use a slur? When she’s not talking about how she’s taken so much black dick that her pussy has been certified triple Kardashian, she’s making racist jokes, right?

I thought that was her thing. She sees a person, determines their race and then says something like, “Hey, (insert racial slur here)!” Since I’m Hispanic, Asian and gay, I wonder how she’d greet my ass. She’d probably look at me and her racial slur generator would malfunction for a minute before she spit out, “Hey, spagip!”