Category: Lisa Marie Presley

The Jury Has Gone Into Deliberation In The Danny Masterson’s Sexual Assault Trial

November 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Yesterday, final arguments were heard in the Los Angeles criminal sexual assault trial against Danny Masterson, in which Danny is charged with three counts of forcible rape, between 2001 and 2003, by three women, all former Scientologists. And although Danny may have had the best legal representation money can buy, presumably thanks to the most lucrative “church” rummage sale in the history of the earth and beyond, even if they managed to sell all of the props from Battlefield Earth and every single one of Tom Cruise’s signed apple crates, it may not have been enough to persuade the jury of his innocence as they move into deliberations.

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Lisa Marie Presley Says She’ll Eat Her Own Foot If Austin Butler Doesn’t Win An Oscar For “Elvis”

May 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Some of us might have watched the first official trailer for Baz Luhrmann’s biopic, Elvis, and thought Elvis was a weird name for a movie that looks like it’s about Grease-era John Travolta. Maybe some of us shady types who think Austin Butler wouldn’t even place 5th runner up in an Elvis Presley look-a-like contest at a Florida state fair should wait until the movie comes out and stop judging a book based on its trailer. Because Lisa Marie Presley, someone who could be considered an expert on all things Elvis, believes that Austin Butler’s performance as The King is so good, he may as well start practicing his Best Actor acceptance speech for the 2023 Academy Awards in the mirror right now.

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Lisa Marie Presley’s Estranged Husband Won’t Let Their Kids Attend Elvis’ 85th Birthday Party

January 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Elvis Presley would have turned 85 today. But none of us will hear Elvis say “Thankyaverymush” to a peanut butter and banana birthday cake, because Elvis died back in 1977 at the age of 42. The memory of Elvis is still very much alive at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee. Starting today and running through Saturday, Graceland will celebrate Elvis’ 85th birthday. Priscilla Presley will be there, as well as Lisa Marie Presley. Sadly, two of Elvis’ grandchildren will be MIA, because Lisa Marie is knee-deep in a messy custody battle with her estranged husband Michael Lockwood.

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Lisa Marie Presley Is About To Sign A Multi-Million Dollar “Bombshell” Book Deal

July 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Back in February of last year, Lisa Marie Presley was estranged from her husband, flat broke, and suing her former financial manager for making her trade in all her leather and velvet outfits for an old barrel and suspenders. Well, I guess that barrel was too scratchy and uncomfortable so Lisa’s decided it’s time to cash in her last chip by signing a multi-million dollar book deal. A source tells Page Six it will be “a bombshell” that “promises shocking revelations about Michael Jackson and a completely new understanding of Elvis”. While there is no mention whatsoever about her including details about her 107-day marriage to Nicolas Cage, I am still interested. Her life, I’m sure, is all the way bananas.

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Lisa Marie Presley Is Suing Her Ex-Manager For Allegedly Making Her Broke

February 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Lisa Marie Presley’s estranged husband Michael Lockwood has demanded she pony up $450,000 for the attorney fees he’s racked up during their divorce battle. Lisa Marie responded by saying that she can’t pay because she’s broke. $450,000 is a drop in the suck bucket for Lisa Marie, who claims to be $16 million in debt. A few months ago, Lisa Marie said her former financial manager Barry Siegel is the reason why she’s got money problems. She also threatened him with a lawsuit. TMZ says that Lisa Marie recently made good on that threat.

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Lisa Marie Presley Says She’s Seriously Broke And Can’t Pay Her Estranged Husband’s Attorney Fees

February 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Graceland in Memphis is closed today so Lisa Marie Presley can cross the velvet rope and rummage through all the couches and shag carpet in hopes of finding some change…a lot of change. Despite being the heiress to the hip-shaking empire, Elvis Presley’s daughter claims she is in deep debt doo doo to the tune of $16 million. Continue reading

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