I tried watching Lohan’s Beach Club, I really did. But it was, very much, not a fun thing. Trust me, there is nothing fun about watching an emaciated circus clown berate a bunch of bewildered 20-somethings about their lack of professionalism through a Vaseline smeared lens. Lindsay Lohan‘s reality show is so shady and low-rent, you just know in your gut that there’s a gravy boat full of coke juuuuust off camera that some poor grip has to keep moving every time they set up a new shot. Not surprising to me then, that one of her “staff” members who was fired/kicked off the show, accused Lindsay of doing drugs in her parting shot.
Since the 25 things we know about Lindsay Lohan are basically the words “I’m A Mess” written 25 times she has decided to sit down with Us Weekly and clue people in about a few things that we may not know about her. One thing’s for sure, the 26th thing is probably that she’s addicted to Twitter and needs to keep her crazy ass off of there for a while.
I love a good family reunion because there’s usually good food, good booze and good times. However, the media circus surrounding Dina Lohan and her Honeycomb Hideout boyfriend Jesse Nadler has brought about the kind of family reunion that can be only likened to when all the Disney villains get together to stir up trouble and annoy the hell out of everyone. Recently Michael Lohan spoke out in support of Dina and her new relationship and now Lindsay Lohan is ready to say things because what’s a messy Lohan reunion without its messiest family member?
We can say a lot about Leonardo DiCaprio, and LAWD knows many (and Gisele Bundchen) have. One of those things is that the Pussy Posse ringleader thinks of himself as the World’s Biggest Treehugger while riding private jets. One person who also ain’t so convinced Leo is such a goody goody is Lindsay Lohan, patron saint of, uh, jail bonds?
When Dina Lohan revealed her plans to marry a man she’s never seen before, I knew that Catfish co-creator Nev Schulman would get involved to help a fellow attention whore out in the name of attention. Well, if Nev’s extra messy special of Catfish starring Dina ever happens, expect fellow MTV train wreck Lindsay Lohan to make an appearance.
Arizona’s KTAR News is reporting that Cindy McCain tried to become a hero by inserting herself into a situation which had nothing to do with her that she found suspicious. The situation: A woman with a child… of a different ethnicity. Tell Cindy McCain to watch out whenever my half-black ass goes grocery shopping with my fully-white mother: don’t worry, I promise I’m not kidnapping her.