Arizona’s KTAR News is reporting that Cindy McCain tried to become a hero by inserting herself into a situation which had nothing to do with her that she found suspicious. The situation: A woman with a child… of a different ethnicity. Tell Cindy McCain to watch out whenever my half-black ass goes grocery shopping with my fully-white mother: don’t worry, I promise I’m not kidnapping her.
Lindsay Lohan would probably tell you that in her new film (she will absolutely call it a film instead of a movie), she plays a wealthy, femme fatale/politician’s wife who’ll do whatever it takes to protect her man and in doing so, the entire European Union. In reality, her new movie, Among The Shadows, stars a budget Kate Beckinsale as a detective named Kristy Wolfe with a secret she’d do anything to protect. Her secret. She’s a werewolf. So, anything other than changing her name I guess.
Back in the day when Lindsay Lohan was the go-to mess for the blogs (not that she’s no longer the go-to mess), she attempted every trick in the book to shock and stun. For instance, the night she party crashed Paris Hilton and Britney Spears’ night of fun (though she claims she didn’t but she was probably high and doesn’t remember) and that messy relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson where Sam looked like she was over it 100% of the time. I think I know why she was so upset now. Lindsay claims she and Sam were just friends and nothing more. So yeah, I’d be pissed too if I was spending as much time as she was with that tramp and only getting it once a week.
Lindsay Lohan is putting in work (this is the most work she’s done in centuries!) when it comes to shilling her new reality show; she’s really out here trying to make those sweet MTV dollars. Next stop on Lindsay’s promo tour for her 99 Cent Store Vanderpump Rules knock-off, which premiered last night, was a visit to Entertainment Tonight where she explained her dramatically stupid and randomly appearing European-meets-Middle-East-esque accent.
Lindsay Lohan is really out here trying to shill her new reality show Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club so she stopped by Andy Cohen’s SiriusXM show to talk to him and promote it. Since Andy is the biggest shit-stirrer this side of a toilet flush, he brought up how Paris Hilton dragged Lindsay on his show last month. Paris said that Lindsay crashed her night out with Britney Spears in 2006 and that’s how the “iconic” (was it?) photo called “Three Wrecks Sitting In A Car” was created. Well, Lindsay is here to defend her “good” name (is it?).
I’ve been seeing a little too much of Paris Hilton these days and it makes me wonder if perhaps I’ve woken up in 2006 when her stale gaze and trademarked vocal fry terrorized us all on a daily basis. For whatever reason she keeps popping up like Punxsutawney Phil which means we all must be living inside of some kind of fame whore reboot of Groundhog Day remake with a shittier cast. And since we’re on the subject of 2006, Paris was on Andy Cohen’s SiriusXM show last week and talked about that trinity of mess picture of her with Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan as they were crammed into a tiny sports car like drunken circus clowns outside of the Beverly Hills Hotel.