Looks like Lindsay Lohan really is back y’all. And by “back” I don’t mean she was cast in any new movies or anything like that–nobody except MTV (who works with hot messes annually and is used to it) wants to work with her still–but she is back in the sense that she’s saying stupid shit she needs to apologize for. Which is honestly, like, 73% of what fame whores do anyway, right?
Because Parasite Hilton got a lot of attention (read: posts from TMZ and this damn site) for spitting out Lindsay Lohan’s name again and again, she’s back at it. While walking through LAX (which is one of Paris Hilton’s few professional skills. alongside speaking in fake falsetto and achieving success with only four combined brain cells) TMZ asked her and fiancé Chris Zylka more about what they thought about Lindsay’s reality show. First they laughed off the question about watching the show, saying they were “too busy…we’re working!” Yeah, Chris you better work hard if you want to pay back your Sugar Mama for that ring she bought herself. Once pressed for any advice which they could give Lindsay before her big show, Chris gave this actually-useful piece of wisdom: “Stop.”
Today in Broke Celebrity News, Charlie Sheen is claiming he is too poor to handle paying child support to both his exes, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller. The Blast reports that Charlie filed some requests with the court system to adjust his child support payments, saying his finances are no longer insanely stuffed to the brim and he can no longer afford his children. This is why we need Sex Ed; too many washed up stars end up broke paying for child support. Who’s looking after these people? There oughta be some kind of program to help these men out.
MTV released the first teaser trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming reality series, Lohan Beach Club. I can’t believe all those people in the background, reading their phones and acting like they don’t care about the reality TV history being made around them.
And the Secret Service allowed this? Where’s the guy with the swift and sure hand to slap a gun away from a potential assassin? He should have slapped the smartphone out of Tiffany Trump‘s hand before she could reply to Lindsay Lohan‘s invite to hang out! People reports that Lindsay and the forgotten Trump daughter were spotted out in Mykonos together. And despite this monumental blunder, Tiff is still the least offensive Trump. Continue reading
Last month, Lindsay Lohan claimed she was working on an MTV reality show about Lohan Beach House, her club in Mykonos, Greece. That no doubt made some people skeptical since the news came from Lindsay Lohan. But by miracle of miracles, Lindsay was telling the truth. According to The Hollywood Reporter, she’s filming a reality show with MTV in Greece.