I love a good family reunion because there’s usually good food, good booze and good times. However, the media circus surrounding Dina Lohan and her Honeycomb Hideout boyfriend Jesse Nadler has brought about the kind of family reunion that can be only likened to when all the Disney villains get together to stir up trouble and annoy the hell out of everyone. Recently Michael Lohan spoke out in support of Dina and her new relationship and now Lindsay Lohan is ready to say things because what’s a messy Lohan reunion without its messiest family member?
We can say a lot about Leonardo DiCaprio, and LAWD knows many (and Gisele Bundchen) have. One of those things is that the Pussy Posse ringleader thinks of himself as the World’s Biggest Treehugger while riding private jets. One person who also ain’t so convinced Leo is such a goody goody is Lindsay Lohan, patron saint of, uh, jail bonds?
When Dina Lohan revealed her plans to marry a man she’s never seen before, I knew that Catfish co-creator Nev Schulman would get involved to help a fellow attention whore out in the name of attention. Well, if Nev’s extra messy special of Catfish starring Dina ever happens, expect fellow MTV train wreck Lindsay Lohan to make an appearance.
Arizona’s KTAR News is reporting that Cindy McCain tried to become a hero by inserting herself into a situation which had nothing to do with her that she found suspicious. The situation: A woman with a child… of a different ethnicity. Tell Cindy McCain to watch out whenever my half-black ass goes grocery shopping with my fully-white mother: don’t worry, I promise I’m not kidnapping her.
Lindsay Lohan would probably tell you that in her new film (she will absolutely call it a film instead of a movie), she plays a wealthy, femme fatale/politician’s wife who’ll do whatever it takes to protect her man and in doing so, the entire European Union. In reality, her new movie, Among The Shadows, stars a budget Kate Beckinsale as a detective named Kristy Wolfe with a secret she’d do anything to protect. Her secret. She’s a werewolf. So, anything other than changing her name I guess.
Back in the day when Lindsay Lohan was the go-to mess for the blogs (not that she’s no longer the go-to mess), she attempted every trick in the book to shock and stun. For instance, the night she party crashed Paris Hilton and Britney Spears’ night of fun (though she claims she didn’t but she was probably high and doesn’t remember) and that messy relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson where Sam looked like she was over it 100% of the time. I think I know why she was so upset now. Lindsay claims she and Sam were just friends and nothing more. So yeah, I’d be pissed too if I was spending as much time as she was with that tramp and only getting it once a week.