Seen above dressed like the messy mess that she is, Lindsay Lohan took a break from Photoshopping in pictures of Parasite Hilton and Beyonce at her birthday party to tell everyone to leave Trump alone and to stop bullying him. Says the trick who has been bullying her lips with a filler needle for years.
I’m using an old picture of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton as wax figures, because Lindsay has a better chance of getting Paris’ wax figure to show up to her party than the real thing. But what’s the difference really.
Last Friday, Lindsay Lohan announced on Instagram (and then today on Twitter) that she had launched a subscription-based lifestyle site with Preemium.com simply called Lindsay Lohan. People magazine says that for just $2.99 a month, you’ll be given access to her life, beauty secrets and lifestyle tips. I’m sure there are some overseas businessmen who are wondering how much extra for a private cam show, but this isn’t that kind of pay-per-view website.
The unthinkable has happened today: Lindsay Lohan got an acting job in something that people might actually see. According to Variety, Lindsay has joined the second season of the British comedy series Sick Note. The show, whose first season premieres on Sky in the fall, stars Rupert Grint as an insurance rep who is misdiagnosed with a terminal illness and decides to hide the misdiagnosis from everyone.
The annual Cannes amfAR Gala for AIDS research was held last night, and it’s an event that truly brings out the best attempts in fashion. This is what Nicki Minaj looked like, and I love it all. The Morticia Addams hair paired with the un-dead boudoir eleganza from Roberto Cavalli and the ten pounds of diamonds makes her look like Vampira’s money-hungry hustler sister Scampira. Watch out, rich dudes – she’ll suck the life out of you and your bank account!
A few months ago, Lindsay Lohan announced she would be hosting a social media prank show called The Anti-Social Network. The show went nowhere. That fact that The Anti-Social Network appears to be done clearly hasn’t deterred her from continuing to reach for the small-screen stars.