You know what’s sad? Dina Lohan is in some depressing online, never-met-before-in-person relationship with a dude and still, she’s in a more successful relationship than me. Lindsay Lohan‘s former momager (Is she still? Does she get 10% of the Beach Club? Maybe she does and can turn that bankruptcy around?) has been dating a man for the last five years whom she has never met. Recently the happy couple had a bit of a rough patch and broke up over some jealousy issues. Well don’t worry all you romantics out there, it seems there’s hope for these two after all! So much so that maybe there’s even an engagement in the future… Oh wow this is a love story made in You’ve Got Mail–Hell.
An Instagram “influencer” with over 100,000 followers decided that the only rational course of action to be taken after her account was deleted, was to pick up her phone and hit 9-1-1. Someone call Olivia Jade, and let her know we found someone who might be more out of touch than her.
Lindsay Lohan Seems Pissed Over Lea Michele Playing Ariel In The Hollywood Bowl’s “The Little Mermaid”
Lindsay Lohan has a new arch-nemesis to deal with, besides Paris Hilton and dignity. Lindsay has her vengeful eyes set on one person at the moment and her name is Lea Michele. Why is Lindsay so mad? Did Lea also open up a beach club where drunk euro trash can have sex in the bathroom high off MDMA? No, but close. Lea stole an acting role from Lindsay, the one she was born for! Ariel in The Little Mermaid. A role where Lindsay wouldn’t have to deliver any lines or walk much? It’s perfect!
Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton Recreating The Britney Spears Car Photo That Lindsay Lohan “Crashed”
Paris Hilton doesn’t exactly have the range to headline a Las Vegas residency, and she’s too prim and proper (cough) to open a bar and use its train wreck employees for a reality show – that’s for lowlife like her Aunt Kyle Richards’ frenemy Lisa Vanderpump! Instead, she’ll just go back to her own strengths: media whoring! Back in the glory days of being famous for just being a THOT at the Kitson cash register, there was a certain 2006 car ride with Paris, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears that paid for every paparazzi in the parking lot’s mortgage payment for three years. Paris has gone on to say LiLo crashed the car ride (LiLo denies this), so now she recreated the car ride with what it seems like is who she would have wanted to tag along?
I tried watching Lohan’s Beach Club, I really did. But it was, very much, not a fun thing. Trust me, there is nothing fun about watching an emaciated circus clown berate a bunch of bewildered 20-somethings about their lack of professionalism through a Vaseline smeared lens. Lindsay Lohan‘s reality show is so shady and low-rent, you just know in your gut that there’s a gravy boat full of coke juuuuust off camera that some poor grip has to keep moving every time they set up a new shot. Not surprising to me then, that one of her “staff” members who was fired/kicked off the show, accused Lindsay of doing drugs in her parting shot.
Since the 25 things we know about Lindsay Lohan are basically the words “I’m A Mess” written 25 times she has decided to sit down with Us Weekly and clue people in about a few things that we may not know about her. One thing’s for sure, the 26th thing is probably that she’s addicted to Twitter and needs to keep her crazy ass off of there for a while.