Tyra Banks Is Bringing Even More Tacky Fashion Doll Realness In The First Promo Shots For “Life-Size 2”
Do I even need to specifically state it, when clearly that party dress and shih tzu hair are already doing it for me? Tyra Banks looks like the prototype for every fashion doll that has ever been made. Entertainment Weekly has given us the first look at Tyra in Life-Size 2, and it’s mostly about the fashion.
Lindsay Lohan is has been a mess for a while. We’ve known this. But lately she’s been taking it up a notch. And by “a notch” I mean she’s harassing families on the streets and trying to take their children like some kind of ginger bread witch. And apparently her friends are worried. Like… only now? She’s been speaking in different accents for two years.
The most interesting thing to air on a screen this weekend was what appeared to be Lindsay Lohan attempting to kidnap a child and streaming it on Instagram Live. LiLo was reportedly in Moscow in the video (which has now been taken down). In it, she offered help to a homeless family whom she described as “Syrian refugees,” and chased after them when they turned her down and tried to get away from her. After accusing them of human trafficking, she tried to snatch one of the kids. The child’s mother went after Lohan physically to get her to leave them alone. It worked, Lohan cried, and now she’s actually standing by this video, according to The Blast.
No, the couple wasn’t composed of two of her ex-fiances. Lindsay Lohan took us on a crackers, 10-minute long Instagram Live journey in Moscow where she chatted up a homeless family, offered them a free night in a hotel, and then snapped and accused them (in both English and what was supposed to be Arabic) of trafficking their children. And then she tried to grab one of their kids away! The mom wasn’t having it and removed Lohan from her sight (much like Hollywood did). Except she used her fists. She probably knew that Lindsay once skipped out on her $46,000 Chateau Marmont bill and figured “why would I bring my family to her hotel when they’re probably trying to kick her ass out for non-payment?”
Lindsay Lohan took a break from her current gig as the unofficial Greek goddess of bottle service to film a horror movie called Among the Shadows. Among the shadows is where you can usually find Lindsay most nights, watching club patrons to make sure they’re tipping the recommended 18% gratuity. Although as you will see from the trailer, that’s not what Among the Shadows is about.
Tyra Banks and Francia Raisa are the stars of the new Life-Size 2 movie which is supposed to be coming to your television screens this December during Freeform’s 25 Days of Christmas. It was confirmed earlier that Lindsay Lohan was not going to be appearing in the movie but it seems that may have changed.