Paris Hilton is supposed to be some kind of grown ass woman these days but it seems like she’s having a hard time letting go of the past. She disappeared for awhile and was blissfully absent from the public eye for several years only to reemerge when the she noticed that the atmosphere was hospitable for petty, egomaniacal, wispy haired people with namesake hotels, a penchant for revisionist history, manipulating the media and gaslighting their enemies. And so, much like a herpes flareup, Paris is back and it’s embarrassing.
I’m pretty sure Lindsay Lohan wakes up each day and spins a wheel of film options, and whatever it lands on is what she’ll peddle to the press that today. The Little Mermaid pitch didn’t exactly go well, so surprise, surprise: today, it landed on Mean Girls, again. Continue reading
According to bodybuilding blog Liftn, Lindsay Lohan is dating a Korean bodybuilding billionaire named Je-Yong Ha. Liftn says that Je-Yong is known as the Korean Dan Bilzerian, and goes by the nickname The Korean Hulk. What an appropriate match; in some circles, Lindsay Lohan is known as the Black Widow of bank accounts.
Are you an American woman who is familiar with Lindsay Lohan? I’ve got some bad news for you. Remember the time when Lindsay was engaged to Russian millionaire Egor Tarabasov, and their relationship was plagued by story after story (often courtesy of LiLo herself) about how shitty (sometimes physically) he was to her? According to Lindsay Lohan, you might be one of the many American women who didn’t care about that.
At this point in time, you’d have to be one daffy fucking broad to issue a statement in defense of Harvey Weinstein. Previously, Donna Karan was the daffiest with her diatribe about ladies asking for it. Now the queen of dafficity, Lindsay Lohan has deigned to school us all with her deep thoughts and wisdom about Harvey via an Instagram story, because, well, it’s Lindsay. According to Deadline, it was up just long enough to catch the day’s news cycle and then swiftly deleted.
Seen above dressed like the messy mess that she is, Lindsay Lohan took a break from Photoshopping in pictures of Parasite Hilton and Beyonce at her birthday party to tell everyone to leave Trump alone and to stop bullying him. Says the trick who has been bullying her lips with a filler needle for years.