Category: Lil Pump
After Publicly Endorsing Donald Trump For President, Lil Pump Didn’t Even Vote
Even though Donald Trump got the illustrious endorsements of Kirstie Alley, Scott Baio, Johnny Rotten, Lil Wayne, Roseanne, Stephen Baldwin, and rapper Lil Pump (or “Lil Pimp” as Trump calls him), he lost, and kind of sort of admitted it in a tweet today. You would think that the dynamic duo of Pump ‘N Dump would win the election, but it didn’t and in more shocking news, Lil Pump didn’t even vote for Trump. I know, Lil Pump only joining the Trump Train for attention. We can never trust anyone ever again!
John Legend Called Out “Your Former Favorite Rappers” At A Biden/Harris Rally
While performing at a campaign event supporting the Biden/Harris ticket in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania last night, John Legend took a moment to call Donald Trump’s Platinum Plan for Black America “nothing but fool’s gold” and then went in on “some of your former favorite rappers,” like Lil Wayne, for falling for that shit. John went on to say “The president isn’t strong, he’s a coward.” Ha! Goes to show what he knows. Would a coward call notorious gangster and all-around scary dude Lil Pump, “Little Pimp” TO HIS FACE in the same tone used to call a shy kitten over for a sip of milk? Because that’s just what the president did in front of a crowd of hundreds of unmasked supporters, so you tell me, who’s a coward now Mr. John Legend!? Lil Pump might be all of 4’10″ and 98 pounds soaking wet (76 lbs after his locks dry) but he’s earned his respect the hard way— on the mean streets of Copenhagen.
Today In Choo-Choo News: Lil Wayne Has Boarded The Trump Train
Well this is shocking. Who could have imagined that a universally revered and respected man who’s dedicated his life and career to selflessly fighting for civil rights and justice, sacrificing his own financial well-being in the process, and literally putting his life on the line is pursuit of these noble principals such as (*checks notes*) Lil Wayne, has endorsed Donald Trump. I can hear John Lewis now, wherever he may be – “WHHAT?!” Oh, wait sorry, that was Lil Jon. John Lewis is resting in power and wants nothing to do with this mess.
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Pump Getting Bit By A Snake
Lil Pump was shooting a video recently when a snake he was supposed to be using as a rap accessory found him as annoying as other sighted and hearing people do and bit his ass. Ok, the snake actually bit his hand but fuck, that snake wasn’t playing!
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Pump Continuing To Make Good Choices By Investing In A $250,000 Grill
Today in Lil rapper news, Denmark’s worst nightmare, Lil Pump, has turned his attention from terrorizing quiet living citizens of Europe with his unruly antics to terrorizing his dentist. Showing off what he calls his “million dollar smile”, Lil Pump posted a video on Instagram of his most recent sound investment, a dazzling set of 18-carat diamond and rose gold teef. According to Hot New Hip Hop, he paid $250,000 for the grill, leaving one to wonder where the other $750,000 went. I guess you really just can’t put a price on a young man’s smile.
Rapper Lil Pump Was Arrested In Denmark And Detained For Flipping Off A Cop
Lil Pump, one of these young Hello Kitty looking rappers, was arrested in Denmark and further detained after flipping off one of the cops, an act so defiant and audacious, he recorded himself doing it on Instagram live. The real victims weren’t the cops though, it was Lil Pump’s Finnish fans who were forced to watch the Trolls movie on mute while they played their favorite Lil Pump jams because he had to cancel his Helsinki concert as a result of his arrest.