If you thought the recent flash floods in New York were due to global warming, let me put on my best Trump voice and say that you are “WRONG”. That excessive wetness was a perfectly natural human reaction to the news of a few days ago that Idris Elba and his people were once again in talks for him to play James Bond in the next installment of the soon-to-be panty wringing franchise. But now it looks like this vicious rumor was all made up to keep toying with our emotions, because Idris as Bond isn’t happening anytime soon (again).
Looks Like Meghan Markle’s Estranged Half-Brother Doesn’t Know Shit, Her Father Will Walk Her Down The Aisle
Either Meghan Markle’s estranged half-brother, Thomas Markle Jr., doesn’t know an ounce of shit, or Kensington Palace read his 100% truthful open letter to Prince Hot Ginge in InTouch and is doing some royal damage control! Definitely the second one.
Tom Jr. said in his handwritten open letter that Meghan Markle (seen above with her future granny-in-law before getting lap dances from Thunder From Down Under strippers at her hen party) is an ice-hearted demonic user who didn’t invite their dad to her wedding. But a shocking thing happened today. We learned that Tom Jr., who we all thought was the epitome of credibility, might not be that credible. Kensington Palace announced today that Meghan’s father Thomas Markle will be at her wedding and will walk her down the aisle.