Category: Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson Says He Was Uncomfortable During His Recent Visit To “The View”

February 22, 2023 / Posted by:

For the past century, the revolving door of ladies hosting The View has had no problems attacking each episode with cackling, craziness, and candor. But one thing that remains constant is their need to terrorize all of their guests with conversation, though normally, they have fairly positive interactions. This, unfortunately, was not the case recently when Liam Neeson brought his particular set of skills for an interview with the ladies that took a turn for the uncomfortable when Joy Behar decided to remind him that she has a crush on him. And the crafty production team at The View made things even worse by showing a montage of some very cringeworthy things Joy has said about Liam in the past.

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Liam Neeson Says He “Fell In Love” On The Set Of His New Movie But She Was “Taken”

February 9, 2022 / Posted by:

It seems that 69-year-old Liam Neeson has managed to find love again after falling for someone while filming his newest movie, Blacklight, while in Australia. The actor did an interview with the Australian morning show Sunrise, and he talked about how during his time in the country he fell in love. But sadly the woman was taken and Liam wrecks the necks of bad guys, he doesn’t wreck homes!

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Matt Damon Only Recently Stopped Using The “F-Word” Thanks To His Daughter

August 2, 2021 / Posted by:

In a new interview for The Sunday Times, proud “father of daughters Matt Damon really thought he was doing something when he boasted that he no longer speaks his mind in interviews for fear of being taken out of context, even though he went to Harvard and has an Oscar. He then proceeded to Liam Neeson his way into an absolute shit storm by proudly offering that he has only recently stopped using the F-word. And not the good one that his publicist has probably been repeating ad nauseam since they heard the news.

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Liam Neeson Says He’s Retiring From Action Movies Soon

January 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Sorry, all you bros out there who love seeing 68-year-old Liam Neeson kick some sex-trafficker ass and act all gruff and manly, your fun time is coming to a close.  Liam has a couple more action movies in the work, but after that, he says he’s hanging up his brass knuckles. But one door closes and another opens! It may be time to say “Hello!” to all you people out there who love seeing Liam play a widower helping his adopted son win over the middle-school love of his life!

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Carole Radziwill Was Once On A Mission To Date Liam Neeson

December 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Carole Radziwill, formerly of Real Housewives of New York, was once really hard up for Liam Neeson. I mean, we all know (NSFW warning: huge, swinging, Liam sausage at the link) why. But she met Liam at a party and was so enamored with his huge dick and ability to single-handedly kill an entire crew of sex traffickers charm that she made it a mission to date him. She failed, though so…

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Michelle Rodriquez Apologized For Her Liam Neeson “Widows” Kiss Defense

February 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Michelle Rodriquez must not have heard the age old adage, “A man who desires revenge should dig two graves”. Last week, she tried to write her own revenge flick after her friend and Widows co-star Liam Neeson confessed that he used to be a hate crime aficionado, but was cured of his race-based murderous impulses by power-walking the hate away. Michelle was ready to bury those who dared call Liam a racist thus besmirching his good name. But her defense was so incredibly stupid, people were ready to lay flowers on her grave (Ok, drink tall boys on her grave) for saying that there’s no way Liam could possibly be racist because kissed a black woman for work. You see, Michelle has a very particular set of skills: she’s 2 fast, 2 furious, and 2 prone 2 say some real dumb shit. And now, she’s had to issue an apology.

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