Category: Liam Payne

Liam Payne Is Still Sprung On Naomi Campbell

March 12, 2019 / Posted by:

25-year-old Liam Payne and 48-year-old Naomi Campbell have been a thing for a minute. Given how Naomi can cut diamonds with her steely AF “Kendall Jenner who?” gaze, there was chatter Liam’s friends were telling him to be careful with this one. To the shock of EVERYONE, she’s still showing him there’s one direction, and that is to head to the side and let her shine SOLO!

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The Sun Says That Liam Payne Is Sprung On Naomi Campbell

February 5, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s escalated from puppy love and meeting with the president of Ghana to aggressively bumping uglies between Liam Payne and Naomi Campbell. Guess he has a type because, if you can believe a British tabloid, Liam is having “mind-blowing” sex with (ANOTHER) older woman. Somehow, I believe it’s mind-blowing because Naomi screams at him about proper positioning the whole time so she walks away pleased and he just whimpers in a corner.

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Naomi Campbell And Liam Payne Were Spotted Together At A Concert

January 29, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s hard to imagine Naomi Campbell getting all soft and goofy over a boy. Yet she did, or at least she pretended to, recently when she exchanged kissy faces and heart emojis with Liam Payne, formally of One Direction. Now, according to Daily Star, things are getting serious and Naomi may even have been practicing writing “Mrs. Payne” in cursive on the inside of her Trapper Keeper (coincidentally, Mrs. Payne is also her dominatrix name). Naomi and Liam were spotted attending a concert together at London’s O2 Arena where they shared a private suite, reigniting rumors that the two have indeed been K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Put that in your Trapper Keeper and smoke it!

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Naomi Campbell And Liam Payne Flirted On Instagram. What Does It Mean?!

January 20, 2019 / Posted by:

It was bad enough to feel solidly over the cusp of middle age when the teenage lads from One Direction broke up (or went on an indefinite hiatus, if you are a glass half full kind of Directioner). Then some of the boys started popping out babies and I felt down right Social Security recipient old. This morning I feel like the Cryptkeeper took a dump on my head with the news that Naomi Campbell and Liam Payne flirted. Yes, supermodel and professional phone thrower Naomi Campbell, age 48 and Liam Payne, 25 were flirting on Instagram so that 100% confirms that they are practically married already.

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Cheryl Who? Liam Payne Has Found A New Lady Love

August 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Those of you holding out hope Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole (or whatever her last name du jour is) are going to pull a “we were on a break” and run back into each others arms, erm…maybe don’t read further? Just one month after those two broke up, Liam has been tracked down at Lake Como in Italy partaking in PDA with an American model! Has he no class?! Who does he think he is? A musician with a penis? Continue reading

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Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne Are Officially Over

July 2, 2018 / Posted by:

People reports that after decades upon decades of hearing about Liam Payne and Cheryl (last name pending. I don’t know if she has one right now) being over, they have announced that their 3-ish year relationship is over.Sigh, it seems like just yesterday she was rebounding onto his One Direction penis (also named One Direction). And Liam had been doing such a good job assuring the press that they were fighting through their problems. Guess it didn’t work out. Who’d of thunk it? Oh yeah, everyone. Continue reading

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