Category: Liam Gallagher
Noel Gallagher And Sara MacDonald Are Done After 22 Years Together, And Liam Gallagher Cryptically Tweeted About It
Bloviating bell end Noel Gallagher spent the better part of 30 years feuding with his brother/former Oasis bandmate, Liam Gallagher, and they haven’t fucked with each other in about ten years after Noel quit the band. But, Noel and his second wife Sara MacDonald announced yesterday that they’re going their separate ways after being together for 22 years and married for 12. Shocking; he always seemed so placid! Ever since the dissolution of Oasis, rumors swirled that Sara’s contentious relationship with Liam was a factor in Noel leaving the band. Liam has wanted the band to reunite, and it seems like the divorce news spurred him to attempt to catch Noel’s attention by tweeting out songs he’d probably curated for this very occasion. Noel was also busy today releasing the first single from his band Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds‘ upcoming album.
Open Post: Hosted By The Oasis Cover Band Who Has Been Stranded At A Yorkshire Pub For Three Days Because Of A Snowstorm
The Manchester Evening News reports that the Oasis cover band Noasis and around 50 “punters” (British slang for customers) are stranded at the Tan Hill Inn in the Yorkshire Dales after a blizzard buried them in 5 feet of snow. The snow blocked cars and roads, making escape virtually impossible. And that was on Friday. These poor souls are currently on Day 4 of hearing Wonderwall on loop. God help them all!
Liam Gallagher Had To Cancel A Show After Falling Out Of A Helicopter
Although currently unproven by science, it’s pretty clear that the only thing with a longer, more robust lifespan than a cockroach is Liam Gallagher. A meteor could be headed straight towards Earth, and experts would say stuff like, “All human life is at risk. Well…you know, not Liam Gallagher, because he’ll definitely still be standing after this planet is reduced to a smoking pile of ash.” Case in point: Liam Gallagher allegedly fell out of a helicopter last Friday. Not only is the man is still alive, but he was actually well enough to tweet about his condition.
Noel Gallagher Has Very Noel Gallagher Thoughts About Wearing A Mask
If Noel Gallagher had calmly said that he’s more than happy to wear a mask since he cares about other human beings and wants to do his part to stop the spread of coronavirus, I’d immediately lube up my parts and assume the position, because I’d finally get some since today is Opposite Day. But since Noel Gallagher is Noel Gallagher he didn’t say that and while on Matt Morgan’s Funny How? podcast (via The Guardian), he made it damn clear that the only way he would hate a mask more is if it had the words I Love Adele embroidered on it.
Open Post: Hosted By Liam Gallagher Being Forced To Make His Own Tea
Expecting a Gallagher brother to bring a bit of sunshine to the world is a bit like expecting Pete Doherty to lead this weekend’s Sunday School class; not likely to happen. With that being said, you might want to remain seated for the following. Because watching Liam Gallagher looking like a lobotomized elephant as it works its way around the kitchen making tea is such an unexpected ray of light.
Liam Gallagher Dragged His Brother For Not Performing At “One Love Manchester”
Expecting a Gallagher brother to not take an opportunity to act like a miserable taint sore is like expecting Lindsay Lohan to not snatch a wallet that’s left right in front of her, or like expecting me to not simulate a dick-sucking with a Prince Hot Ginge wax figure at Madame Tussauds. So it’s shocking to absolutely no one that Liam Gallagher used a charity event to once again spit at his dried-up twat of a brother Noel Gallagher.