We can say a lot about Leonardo DiCaprio, and LAWD knows many (and Gisele Bundchen) have. One of those things is that the Pussy Posse ringleader thinks of himself as the World’s Biggest Treehugger while riding private jets. One person who also ain’t so convinced Leo is such a goody goody is Lindsay Lohan, patron saint of, uh, jail bonds?
Could it be that Leo has finally caught his last ho? Us Weekly reports that Leonardo DiCaprio may finally be ready to settle down with his girlfriend of “more than a year” Camila Morrone. Now, don’t go making a bonfire out of your What’s Eating Gilbert Grape shrine or booking trips to Switzerland to partake in legal assisted suicide just yet. Camila could have another birthday before things get too serious. A source close to the couple say that “they’ve talked about getting engaged”, which means Camila’s brought it up, and her replacement hasn’t turned 18 yet.
In June, Leonardo DiCaprio shared a picture of him and Brad Pitt in costume on the set of Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Well, it appears Leo got a little chin slimming before it was released to the general public.
Page Six says Sony “accidentally” uploaded an un-Photoshopped picture of the two, and I’m a little bit underwhelmed. At peak Photoshop, Mariah Carey may as well be Sailor Moon because you can’t for the life of you tell who the fuck it really is, so I got excited thinking we were going to find out Leo and Brad really have eighteen chins (still five less than me) and Margot Robbie has an Abraham Lincoln beard. We still may be waiting for leaked photos from Margot’s shoot, but Leo and Brad’s, erm, still just shows two middle-aged white dudes.
— Page Six (@PageSix) August 8, 2018
Because this is Hollywood, Leo’s sources are already out insisting he never requested something like that, and Sony farted out a statement that said, “The actors did not request any retouching of photography from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. We take full responsibility for the error.”
Honestly, if they had just held off on taking the photos a few more hours after lunch, his chin would have probably done that on its own. We all get a little Chili’s bloat from time to time, amiright?!
Most people agree the Fourth of July is a special day of pretending to enjoy your close family and friends while you get blitzed on cheap beer, avoid talking about politics, and politely ooh and ahhh over fireworks and how the hot dogs Uncle Biff grilled are almost as good as the ones at Costco. If you’re Leonardo DiCaprio, it’s just a regular ol’ day to preoccupy yourself with your go-to treat: boobs! Continue reading
Back in the 90s, all Julia Roberts had to do was fart on camera (or just do Mona Lisa Smile…same difference), and a production studio would fork over $20 million. These days, Hollywood is pinching pennies, realizing audiences care more about the CGI than who is starring in a flick. Why pay for Meryl Streep when you can just hire one of those Westworld robots? It doesn’t mean you’re going to see The Rock and other actors in line at the soup kitchen…it just means they’re paid differently (aka back-end deals). Or, if you’re him, you just say you won’t Tweet about the movie you have opening on Friday unless the studio forks over a cool million dollars. Continue reading
We all know 43-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio would have sooner let that bear in The Revenant eat his ass than date someone his own age, but he really sent us into a state of questioning everything we knew when Camila Morrone, Al Pacino’s quasi step-daughter (he’s been dating Camila’s mother for about seven years) and current boo thang, went brunette. Leo dating brunettes is about as likely as me eating kale. The duo, who have been dating for about 4 months, showed up to lunch Wednesday in a manner where it looked like Camila was escorting a hobo into an emergency room, but I guess that means they are still together!