The first trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s 9th movie, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (alternate title based on the picture above: Leo Smells A Fart), has arrived. I guess QT’s decided to start numbering them to remind us that we won’t have him to kick around for much longer. The good news is that it looks like QT may have taken our notes and decided not to use the N-word in every other sentence in this one. I guess the only way for him to avoid that was to not write any black characters (as far as I could tell from looking at IMDB) at which to hurl it. I guess Samuel L. Jackson has finally had enough now that he’s stacking up all those shiny Marvel coins.
If you were expecting promo material for Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming Charles Manson movie, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, to tip its hat toward the actual material of, y’know, how brutal the Manson murders were, you’d be wrong. That’s not shocking since just about every piece of promo material so far has made this movie seem more like a jolly-good time in Southern California than anything else. Quentin has to splash his special brand of mind-bending whatever on his ninth film, which means the movie poster seems more apropos for Weekend At Bernie’s.
We can say a lot about Leonardo DiCaprio, and LAWD knows many (and Gisele Bundchen) have. One of those things is that the Pussy Posse ringleader thinks of himself as the World’s Biggest Treehugger while riding private jets. One person who also ain’t so convinced Leo is such a goody goody is Lindsay Lohan, patron saint of, uh, jail bonds?
Could it be that Leo has finally caught his last ho? Us Weekly reports that Leonardo DiCaprio may finally be ready to settle down with his girlfriend of “more than a year” Camila Morrone. Now, don’t go making a bonfire out of your What’s Eating Gilbert Grape shrine or booking trips to Switzerland to partake in legal assisted suicide just yet. Camila could have another birthday before things get too serious. A source close to the couple say that “they’ve talked about getting engaged”, which means Camila’s brought it up, and her replacement hasn’t turned 18 yet.
In June, Leonardo DiCaprio shared a picture of him and Brad Pitt in costume on the set of Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Well, it appears Leo got a little chin slimming before it was released to the general public.
Page Six says Sony “accidentally” uploaded an un-Photoshopped picture of the two, and I’m a little bit underwhelmed. At peak Photoshop, Mariah Carey may as well be Sailor Moon because you can’t for the life of you tell who the fuck it really is, so I got excited thinking we were going to find out Leo and Brad really have eighteen chins (still five less than me) and Margot Robbie has an Abraham Lincoln beard. We still may be waiting for leaked photos from Margot’s shoot, but Leo and Brad’s, erm, still just shows two middle-aged white dudes.
— Page Six (@PageSix) August 8, 2018
Because this is Hollywood, Leo’s sources are already out insisting he never requested something like that, and Sony farted out a statement that said, “The actors did not request any retouching of photography from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. We take full responsibility for the error.”
Honestly, if they had just held off on taking the photos a few more hours after lunch, his chin would have probably done that on its own. We all get a little Chili’s bloat from time to time, amiright?!
Most people agree the Fourth of July is a special day of pretending to enjoy your close family and friends while you get blitzed on cheap beer, avoid talking about politics, and politely ooh and ahhh over fireworks and how the hot dogs Uncle Biff grilled are almost as good as the ones at Costco. If you’re Leonardo DiCaprio, it’s just a regular ol’ day to preoccupy yourself with your go-to treat: boobs! Continue reading