Category: Lenny Kravitz

Lenny Kravitz’s New Memoir Gets Into His Relationship With Lisa Bonet

October 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Lenny Kravitz has a new memoir out, entitled Let Love Rule. Even if you’re not one for book reading, you should be excited, because this means more excuses to post pics of 56-year-old Lenny! “Thank you, Internet”, replied all our eyes, clits, and peens in unison.

In the book, Lenny gets into his relationship with ex-wife Lisa Bonet,. Apparently, way back in the eighties, Lenny saw a picture of Lisa on the cover of a TV Guide, and told a friend, “I’m gonna marry that girl.” I’m sure that friend was all, “Uh-huh, suuure you are, Leonard.”

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Lenny Kravitz Went Topless For Men’s Health And Talked About His Friendship With Jason Momoa And That Iconic Dick Slip

October 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Lenny Kravitz is 56 years of age. And he looks like that. Paul Rudd, Benjamin Button, and that adult psycho killer posing as a nine-year-old orphan in 2009’s Orphan ain’t got nothing on Lenny and his six-pack abs, which he generously displayed on the cover of this month’s Men’s Health.

In the interview, Lenny talked about his new memoir, entitled “Let Love Rule”, how he spent the pandemic in the Bahamas, his relationships with ex-wife Lisa Bonet and her current husband Jason Momoa, and that iconic dick slip (AKA the Bratwurst Breakout of 2015).

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Zoe Kravitz Is The New Catwoman

October 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Seen above making the same “unbothered but keeping it sexy” face your cat makes while watching you get the heaves as you clean up the diarrhea it shat on the dining room rug for not greeting it the millisecond you got home, Zoe Kravitz will be the Catwoman to Robert Pattinson’s angsty, rich hipster millennial Batman in Matt ReevesThe Batman. When everyone found out that Catwoman would probably be in The Batman, there was a rumor that Vanessa Hudgens got the role (I mean, anybody who watched Rent Live knows that Vanessa can sound like a cat in heat getting viciously murdered), and then it was rumored that Matt Reeves was looking for a Zoe Kravitz-type (which is Hollywood for young, hot, and black). And now it looks like Matt Reeves got the ultimate Zoe Kravitz-type because he got Zoe Kravitz herself. And I think Sean Young just got the Guinness World Record for being the biggest robbery victim in history because she was ROBBED yet again!

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Open Post: Hosted By Lenny Kravitz Asking For The Safe Return Of His Lost Sunglasses

September 24, 2019 / Posted by:

At last, we have a national crisis that doesn’t involve the potential loss of life, the unraveling of a nation, or any criminal activity more serious than possible petty theft. Lenny Kravitz has lost his sunglasses (I inadvertently just typed his name as “Lenny Sunglasses” and that’s what we should all call him moving forward). Lenny #TookToTwitter with a plea for help in finding his lost sunnies which came up missing after a recent gig. It seems like Lenny’s always losing track of things at gigs. Jesus, he’d probably lose his dick if it wasn’t attached to him!

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The Red Carpet Of The MTV VMAs Was A Journey Through Space And Time

August 27, 2019 / Posted by:

The year is 2019, and there’s a teddy bear in Naughty by Nature. It’s as confusing a notion as it is a sentence to read. But these are the times we are living in. Time to accept that what once was in the past, will be revisiting us in the present (with a collection of random pop culture barnacles from The Time Tube attached), to confuse future generations. So now NBN (pictured above with their new bear Illtown Sluggaz and Redman) has a Kanye West style College Dropout teddy bear in it, and Treach has gone from excoriating his ex-wife Pepa (of Salt-N-Pepa fame) on Instagram, to parading around in bondage gear and issuing confusing handkerchief codes at the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards. Hip hop hooray?

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Zoe Kravitz Got Married And Her “Big Little Lies” Castmates Attended

June 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Marrying the same person twice in the span of two months in France is the hot new celebrity trend. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner did it yesterday and so did boho Lily Allen anti-fan Zoe Kravitz and her actor husband Karl Glusman. Their wedding was infinitely cooler because they got married at her dad Lenny Kravitz’s place in Paris and Zoe’s mom Lisa Bonet attended. And, as we all know, Lisa Bonet is the ultimate cool mom and probably had Zoe’s first bong bronzed so that wedding was probably lit.

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