Since that paean to borderline personality disorder Girls wrapped up after six seasons, Lena Dunham is mostly known for the end of her five-year relationship with musician Jack Antonoff. She’s gotten some mileage out of it (a couple of essays and speculation about a new dude in her life), but the gossip cycle is about one yoctosecond long and people could very well start to ask “who she?” in regards to the writer/actress.
So it’s time to make the donuts. Hence, Lena posted a pic of herself on Instagram cuddling with her ex, despite their romance decaying in its grave. They’re still friends or something. Somewhere in New Zealand, Lorde just got this pic in a DM from Lena with the caption #YourMoveBitch.
Ah, sad and alone – truly the peanut butter and jelly of shitty emotions. We’ve all been there, but unlike all of our own stories about being sad and alone, Lena Dunham’s was published by Vogue.
Earlier this month, Lena Dunham’s ex-boyfriend Jack Antonoff was papped getting cozy with a model/artist Carlotta Kohl at a sports ball game, garnering all sorts of unearned attention and you know we can’t have that! Lena must have seen those pics and immediately set Operation Me Me Me into action because today The Daily Mail has EXCLUSIVE pictures of Lena “casually” strolling around West Hollywood with an unnamed mystery man. Yes, there was PDA. Yes, there was an eye-catching outfit. And yes, there was a foray into a marijuana dispensary because you guys do know that Lena is like super chill and cool, right?
Lena Dunham has been fighting two very public battles in her life. She’s been fighting (and oftentimes losing) against the urge to say shit she’ll later regret, and complications from endometriosis. Endometriosis is a condition where the layer of tissue that usually covers the inside of the uterus grows outside of it. It has put her in the hospital multiple times, like during last year’s Met Gala. Endometriosis was causing a ton of problems for Lena, and so she made the decision to have a hysterectomy at 31.
Based on her last couple of IMDB credits, I was starting to think that Jennifer Garner had told her agent: “From now on, please only bring me movie scripts where my kid sees an angel or my character throws her phone in a fountain after learning the true meaning of family.” But according to The Hollywood Reporter, Jennifer Garner is going back to television. And I’m sorry Sydney Bristow fans, it’s not for a show called Alias: More Aliases.
Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff of Fun. and Bleachers fame officially broke up this week after five years of him having to deal with her broadcasting every thought in her head to the dismay of many. In a related story, Dlisted’s own Allison may have been revealed to be a powerful psychic, because she guessed that the “musician” that Jack might be currently dating is his new favorite artist – interpretive dancing queen Lorde. He produced her latest record. Allison, we’re not going to need you to cough up the Powerball numbers now. Thank you. Continue reading