Good news for any of y’all looking to name your kid Carrot: you won’t have to worry about sharing that with Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff! Lena, who hasn’t been in a relationship with Jack for eight months, felt the need to tweet at Jack a list of the names they considered for a potential child. Oh, child…DMs exist for a reason!
Lena Dunham, is here to give you a message on one of her favorite topics. No it’s not animal and pet care, she’s been laying low on that front for a while. And no, it’s not feminism, she’s been kind of steering clear of that lately too after calling a rape-victim a liar. Lena is here to talk about one of the very few topics of hers she hasn’t completely made herself look hypocritical on. Body positivity!
Since that paean to borderline personality disorder Girls wrapped up after six seasons, Lena Dunham is mostly known for the end of her five-year relationship with musician Jack Antonoff. She’s gotten some mileage out of it (a couple of essays and speculation about a new dude in her life), but the gossip cycle is about one yoctosecond long and people could very well start to ask “who she?” in regards to the writer/actress.
So it’s time to make the donuts. Hence, Lena posted a pic of herself on Instagram cuddling with her ex, despite their romance decaying in its grave. They’re still friends or something. Somewhere in New Zealand, Lorde just got this pic in a DM from Lena with the caption #YourMoveBitch.
Ah, sad and alone – truly the peanut butter and jelly of shitty emotions. We’ve all been there, but unlike all of our own stories about being sad and alone, Lena Dunham’s was published by Vogue.
Earlier this month, Lena Dunham’s ex-boyfriend Jack Antonoff was papped getting cozy with a model/artist Carlotta Kohl at a sports ball game, garnering all sorts of unearned attention and you know we can’t have that! Lena must have seen those pics and immediately set Operation Me Me Me into action because today The Daily Mail has EXCLUSIVE pictures of Lena “casually” strolling around West Hollywood with an unnamed mystery man. Yes, there was PDA. Yes, there was an eye-catching outfit. And yes, there was a foray into a marijuana dispensary because you guys do know that Lena is like super chill and cool, right?
Lena Dunham has been fighting two very public battles in her life. She’s been fighting (and oftentimes losing) against the urge to say shit she’ll later regret, and complications from endometriosis. Endometriosis is a condition where the layer of tissue that usually covers the inside of the uterus grows outside of it. It has put her in the hospital multiple times, like during last year’s Met Gala. Endometriosis was causing a ton of problems for Lena, and so she made the decision to have a hysterectomy at 31.