Category: Legends Of The Grift
Spotify Executive And Podcaster Bill Simmons Calls Prince Harry And Meghan Markle “Grifters”
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stunned ears everywhere when it was announced that their landmark $20 million deal with Spotify was over. Where will we turn to now to learn about Paris Hilton or other famous people’s fake voices? Lord knows we just don’t have enough podcasts in the world today, so the end of Archetypes has disappointed some people. One of those people is Spotify executive Bill Simmons who has quietly expressed his displeasure with the royal couple. Just kidding! He took to his podcast to call them “fucking grifters.”
Medical Experts Don’t Recommend Kourtney Kardashian’s New Vaginal Health Gummies
Kourtney Kardashian’s probably been dutifully guzzling Travis Barker’s batter for the past nine months just as her fertility doctor instructed, so she now must fancy herself some kind of genital juice sommelier and decided that the next logical step in her wellness supplement grift, Lemme, is to fill the world with sweet-tasting vaginas. She posted a video on Instagram yesterday promoting a new gummy supplement which she claims aids in vaginal health, scent, and taste; but according to BBC News, multiple medical professionals called her out for trying to profit from women’s insecurities by developing and marketing an unnecessary and ineffective product.
Anna Sorokin Is Trying To Be A Fake Lawyer Now
Now that enough time has passed from the launch of the hit Netflix Inventing Anna, people have been wondering what’s become of Anna Sorokin a.k.a. Anna Delvey a.k.a. the fake heiress who stole a bunch of rich people’s money. Has she finally seen the folly of her ways and become an upstanding citizen? I’m sorry to inform you that she has surely not. After being sentenced for stealing from the rich (the greatest crime you can commit in America), Anna has been holed up in various prisons since 2019. When you’re incarcerated, you’ve got a lot of time on your hands. Some inmates take up reading or exercise. But Anna? She’s started her own law firm! I guess being embroiled in a high-profile court case is enough experience for becoming an attorney!
Phil Collin’s Ex-Wife Orianne Cevey Is Getting A Divorce From Her New Husband Who Was An Escort
If you should see Andy Cohen today, please give him his space. He is surely in deep mourning after learning that Phil Collins’ ex-wife Orianne Cevey is getting a divorce from her husband of just over a year, Thomas Bates, who she secretly married in Las Vegas while she and Phil were still together. Yet Andy missed his opportunity to cast Orianne in the reboot of Real Housewives of Miami last year. According to Page Six, Orianne and Tom’s love “turned sour” after Phil successfully had them removed from his mansion, where they had been squatting ever since Orianne moved him in, following their wedding while Phil was away on tour. So to learn today from court papers pertaining to her divorce, that Orianne ordered Tom through an escort service and he’s now accusing her of threatening to chop his dick off, must be devastating for Andy. You can’t script that kind of drama! It has to fall from the sky like manna from heaven, and Andy’s over here sitting high and dry. Oh well, you snooze, you lose! And nobody snoozes on Orianne unless they want to see their dick in a jar being auctioned off to the highest bidder!
Anna Sorokin AKA Anna Delvey Gave Her Thoughts On Netflix’s “Inventing Anna”
Must be the season of the grift, cuz con artists like the Tinder Swindler, Elizabeth Holmes, and Anna Sorokin, aka Anna Delvey, are all getting their day in the sun thanks to movies and TV shows about their scams. Netflix reportedly paid Russian-German scheme-queen Anna Delvey $320,000 to adapt her story for Shonda Rhimes’ Inventing Anna, and now she’s sharing her opinions on the series with Cosmopolitan. Unfortunately, Anna did not comment on Julia Garner’s take on her absolutely bonkers accent.
Dr. Oz Accused His Sister Of Stealing Millions Of Dollars From Their Deceased Father’s Estate
Thanks to Oprah, we‘ve all been introduced, against our will, to Republican Senatorial hopeful Dr. Mehmet Oz, but have you met his alleged grifter sister? Page Six reports that Dr. Oz and his sister Nazlim Oz have taken sibling rivalry to a whole new level and are suing each other over control of their dead dad’s money. Back in November of 2020, Nazlim sued her brother for failing to pay her the $15,000 monthly rent she usually gets on a pair of “pricey Upper East Side apartments” owned by their late father, Mustafa Oz, who died in 2019. And in a new affidavit, Dr. Oz said he stopped paying Nazlim because he suspects she stole millions of dollars from their dad’s estate, even going so far as to forge his will. We know Dr. Oz can’t be trusted (especially around children, they’re just too appetizing to resist!), but it sounds like no Oz can be trusted PERIOD. You would have thought that after all the shit Oz The Great and Powerful pulled, we’d have known better. Fucking Oprah! She should have given The Flying Monkeys their own show instead.