Brandi Glanville spent most of last week publicly fighting with her ex of eight years Eddie Cibrian over allegations that LeAnn Rimes had been social media stalking Brandi. It was all very he said/she said/both of you should stop talking. And for the most part, LeAnn has kept out of it until last week, when she doubled down on the dramatics.
Last week the never-going-to-end triangle between Brand Glanville, her ex Eddie Cibrian and his current wife LeAnn Rimes continued when Brandi accused LeAnn of stalking her and her boyfriend Donald Friese through social media. Eddie shot back by releasing a statement saying LeAnn would never, and accused Brandi of being a drama-creating mess. Brandi would rather wake up with her old nose than stay silent about Eddie and LeAnn, so she responded to his statement.
Last week, Brandi Glanville reminded everyone she still hates her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his wife LeAnn Rimes by writing an open letter for The Dirty about the continued dysfunction and LeAnn’s alleged crazy second wife antics. If Eddie and LeAnn were adults, they might have responded with an apathetic shrug. But since drama is Eddie and LeAnn’s favorite marital aid, he has publicly hissed back at Brandi with some accusations of his own.
It feels like just yesterday that Tori and Dean’s kindred spirits were getting married after hooking up on the set of a Lifetime movie and cheating on their respective spouses. But here we are, six years later and LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are still together.
Any day now, trillions of locusts will swarm the land, Satan will crawl out of Hell to high-five his homeboy Trump and nukes will fly above our heads. And as the world crashes down around us and we all run for our lives, you can count on one thing: Amidst the chaos of it all, LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville will be looking at each other like, “Ewww, your implants are jank, your weave is trash, you totally have cankles and Eddie said my pussy tastes sweeter, bitch!”
LeAnn v. Brandi is the roach of feuds, and like roaches, it apparently can be found amongst the trash and scum. The Dirty recently noticed that Brandi unfollowed her forever arch rival LeAnn on both Twitter and Instagram. James McGibney, the owner of the site BullyVille, tells The Dirty that Brandi broke up with LeAnn on social media after finding out that the diabolical luck dragon allegedly hired a professional troll (and yes, that’s what I write under “occupation” on my tax returns) to stalk and harass her. LeAnn Rimes is 34 years old. I’m pointing that out, because I’m around her age and I thought I acted like a bitchy immature tween (see: Everything I write on this blog and the fact that I asked my friend if my ex’s current boyfriend is hotter than me. The answer was yes.) But this two Dollar Tree clearance bin Regina George has me beat.
Things Dean Sheremet Has Learned: LeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Like It When You Talk About Her In Your Cook Book
The final nail (Eddie Cibrian’s penis) was hammered into the coffin of LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet’s marriage way way back in 2009. Since then, Dean keeps finding new ways to bring up her name and remind us all that he was once the Jennifer Aniston to LeAnn and Eddie’s Lifetime-budget Brangelina. The most recent of which has been writing about his dead relationship with LeAnn in a new cook book called Eat Your Heart Out.
You’d think a shameless attention whore like LeAnn would respect Dean’s hustle, but no. Unfortunately for Dean, LeAnn wasn’t a fan of such a tacky stunt, and InTouch says she released her lawyers on him. Dean tells InTouch he received a letter from LeAnn’s lawyers about a week before the release of Eat Your Heart Out on February 8th reminding him about the Marital Settlement Agreement he signed in 2009 and warned him to keep his mouth shut.
The letter also states that LeAnn’s lawyers didn’t pursue legal action when he ran his mouth off about their marriage last year. But they decided to get involved this time because it sounded like his cook book might spill some confidential information and violate the terms of their agreement. And if the Amazon description is any indication, yeah, it probably does.
The letter goes on to say that LeAnn doesn’t want to come between Dean and a check, but she will if that money is made by dragging her name through a recipe for chicken tetrazzini.
In reponse to LeAnn’s letter, Dean folded his arms, rolled his eyes, and hissed at LeAnn for making this all about herself.
“I just don’t get it. She already killed my happiness the first time around. [It’s like], ‘Move on already, LeAnn. I’ve moved on!'”
Dean then added: “I’m on people’s radar because of my past with her. I can’t erase my past; I referred to it and was very respectful. I’m not the one who cheated.” Did you hear that, LeAnn? He’s over it, okay! And if you need any more information on just how over it he is, please turn to the chapter in his cook book titled: Meals To Cook For Yourself While Your Wife Is Out Banging Eddie Cibrian.