Category: Laura Wasser
Olivia Wilde Says That Jason Sudeikis Hasn’t Paid Her Any Child Support Despite Him Being A Lot Richer Than Her
After a judge once again shot down Jason Sudeikis’ request to move his messy child custody fight with his ex Olivia Wilde from Los Angeles to New York, she accused him of filing frivolous requests with the court because he’s trying to litigate her until she’s too broke to legally fight him. Olivia said that Jason has a lot more money than her and accused him of using his riches to drag out their legal fight. In her latest filing, Olivia is talking about money again, specifically, all the money that Jason hasn’t given her in child support. The Blast says that Olivia is now asking the court to order Jason to pay child support, including back child support, and also pay for some of her legal fees. Olivia’s attorney is THEE Laura Wasser, so obviously, Ted Lasso’s going to have to fart up more than a dozen biscuits to even begin to put a dent in her lawyer fees.
Halle Berry Wants To Represent Herself In Her Ongoing Divorce From Olivier Martinez
Entertainment Tonight reports that Halle Berry is still legally wed to Olivier Martinez despite having originally filed for divorce in October of 2015. It’s been nothing but dropped balls ever since. Now, five years after they broke up, Halle’s apparently decided that if you want something done, you have to do it yourself. So like Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, and The Beltway Sniper before her, Halle’s filed a motion to represent herself in court. Angelina Jolie, take note! This is how you drag out a divorce.
According To Angelina Jolie, Her Divorce Lawyer Didn’t Quit Her
Last night, a frightening black raven alighted on a tree branch outside my bedroom window and began squawking at me. It croaked,“You will retract the post about my mistress’ divorce lawyer firing her or you will suffer a black magic curse straight from her hellish cauldron!” and then flew back to Halloweentown or wherever Angelina Jolie and all those kids are holed up nowadays. I don’t want anywhere near her hellish cauldron, so consider this a retraction, Angie!
Angie’s rep told People that the TMZ story about her divorce lawyer Laura Wasser quitting her is fake news. Hellish cauldron averted, Mr. Raven, the blogger asked timidly?
Angelina Jolie’s Divorce Lawyer Has Quit
Some of you are probably asking yourselves “She only just quit?”. Come now, the lady probably lasted this long because she got ringside seats to the greatest celebrity divorce of the 21st century so far (I’m not counting Depp vs. Amber, because I don’t want Johnny “remodeling” my kitchen).