Category: Lane Garrison

He’s Screwed

February 1, 2007 / Posted by:

As expected, the Beverly Hills Police Department has recommended to the Los Angeles County District Attorney that felony charges be filed against Lane Garrison for manslaughter. Tests also revealed that Lane had twice the legal amount of booze in his system as well as traces of cocaine.

Lane could face up to 10 years in the clink.

DUIs are the thing for 2007! Like I said yesterday, he better get his knees into shape. He’s gonna be on them a lot!



He’s Going to Be Popular in Prison

January 31, 2007 / Posted by:

Last December, Lane Garrison was involved in a car accident that killed a 17-year-old boy. It was discovered that he had been drinking that night. Lane met the 17-year-old boy and two 15-year-old girls at a gas station where the kids recognized him from his role on Prison Break. They invited him to a party and he went. Later that night, when going to get more booze his Land Rover hit a tree.

TMZ is reporting that the Beverly Hills police department will hold a press conference at 4pm today. Reportedly, they have sent the cast to the Los Angeles County District attorney and are recommending criminal prosecution. His blood alcohol level was said to be “high” and the DA will decide whether or not to press manslaughter charges against him.

He better get busy on doing his asshole exercises, because that thing is going to be put to good use in the clink!


Lane Garrison is Screwed

December 6, 2006 / Posted by:

TMZ is reporting that Lane Garrison had a few shots of Grey Goose vodka at the party he attended with a 17-year-old and two 15-year-olds. The 17-year-old boy was killed when Lane ran his Land Rover into a tree. Garrison’s attorney previously said that he only had one drink prior to the crash.

The party was being throw by one of the 17-year-old’s friends. Five people at the party say that Lane met the kids at a gas station and they brought him to the party. Lane brought the bottle of Vodka with him and passed it around. They say photos of him drinking were taken. Lane then went to get more booze and brought the three kids with him.

Charges have not yet been filed. The blood alcohol test results are still two weeks away.

Looks like the “Prison Break” star will soon find out what a real prison looks like. Oh well, he’s gonna make a hot prison wife to some big, fat, hairy daddy.

What Was Lane Garrison Doing With Teens?

December 5, 2006 / Posted by:


Prison Break” star Lane Garrison was involved in a fatal car crash this past weeked in Los Angeles. Lane was at the wheel and may have been drinking. A teenage boy was killed and two teenage girls were injured. So why was Lane with these kids? Shady…..Lane apparently met the kids at a local supermarket earlier in the evening. The kids told him they were a big fan of his and invited him to a party.

Lane had a drink earlier in the evening and apparently drank at the party. He left the party to meet a woman at his apartment and the kids asked to come with him. Why?! No word yet on how much alochol was in his system. Lane doesn’t remember anything and was knocked out due to hitting the tree.

Lane has hired a high-powered attorney. Hmmm…this isn’t adding up. You know some crazy shit is going to surface.



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