Category: Lana Del Rey
Open Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Cheering On A Man Who Sat In A Tub Of Bean Dip For 24 Hours To Promote A Restaurant
People says that Hollywood stuntman and filmmaker Hunter Ray Barker, sat in an inflatable pool filled with bean dip for 24 hours and it wasn’t for fetish reasons. Not totally anyway. Hunter Ray decided to turn his asscrack into a buttrito by filling it with beans to help out a local restaurant amid the pandemic. And a mask-less Lana Del Rey showed up and posed with Hunter Ray as he wasted all those beans in the name of helping a restaurant.
Some Alleged Text Messages Sent By Marilyn Manson Were Posted To The Internet, In Which He Dragged Lana Del Rey’s Body
It’s another day in Marilyn Manson’s reputational downfall, and today we can all calm that twisty crampy feeling in our stomachs because for once we’re not reporting about what an abusive, awful creep he allegedly is. Today we’re talking about how Marilyn Manson allegedly directing some unfiltered body-shaming hate towards his former friend Lana Del Rey.
Lana Del Rey Thinks Donald Trump’s Presidency Had To Happen To Expose Earth’s Narcissism Problem
It’s time for yet another episode of Poor Lana Del Rey’s Publicist, in which we all collectively feel really bad for Lana Del Rey’s publicist, aka the person who gets the biggest headache whenever Lana opens her mouth. Yesterday, it was all about Lana’s explanation for why the cover of her latest album, Chemtrails over the Country Club, looked so white. Now she’s talking about Donald Trump, a conversation topic she’s covered before, mostly when she’s been defending herself against accusations that she’s secretly a MAGA. But this time, Lana is giving Trump credit where she believes credit is due, which is his tireless efforts in narcissism awareness.
Lana Del Rey Defended Her New Album Cover After It Was Criticized For Its Lack Of Diversity
Yodelling witch princess who can stop coronavirus from entering her body with just her thoughts and some mesh, Lana Del Rey, has released the album cover of her next sleepy, wailing masterpiece Chemtrails Over The Country Club. And already people are accusing Lana’s album cover of being very white, much like a country club, But hey! Don’t come for Lana’s neck! She says there are ethnic people on the cover and she will list them!
Lana Del Rey Is Probably Engaged To Her Boyfriend Clayton Johnson
So, Lana Del Rey has been wearing a ring that looks suspiciously like the type of ring a person would give you if they wanted to get married. And this is a bit of a surprise, considering it feels like she was just drying her morose tears for her now-ex cop boyfriend. But lo and behold, Lana has apparently been dating someone in quarantine, and she’s maybe now engaged to him.
Lana Del Rey Swears Her Mesh Mask Was Actually Lined With Plastic
Last month, Lana Del Rey showed up to a public book signing wearing the kind of face mask that looked like it came with a warning that read: For Decorative Purposes ONLY, due to it appearing to be made from mesh only. It was the kind of stunt that no doubt had every other celebrity’s publicist sending an “I’m Sorry Your Client Does Dumb Things With Their Mouth” sympathy card to Lana’s publicist (or, re-sending, as the case might be). It was the same mask Lana wore on the cover of a recent issue of Interview. It’s one thing to throw caution to the coronavirus wind on a magazine cover, but it’s entirely different to wear a mesh mask when you’re coming into contact with other people during a pandemic. Lana knows about all the side-eyes her mask choice caused, and she would like everyone to know her mask wasn’t breaking safety protocol.