Category: Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga Tells Berlin “Hold My Beer” With Her Single “Hold My Hand” For “Top Gun: Maverick”
It’s going to take more than Lady Gaga splayed out on the side of an airplane wearing dog tags getting her coochie rumbled by G-force to convince me that Top Gun: Maverick is ever going to actually come out. But it’s a start. Variety reports that Gaga is trying to give Berlin a run for their residuals with a “soaring rock tune with violins and guitar licks that harken back to the power ballads of the ’80s” called Hold My Hand. The single is out today, and Top Gun 2: Cockpit Cockfight is scheduled to premiere in theaters on May 27, but it was originally slated to open in July 2019, the same year Gaga won her Oscar for Shallow from A Star is Born. That means, even if Gaga doesn’t get any plumb dramatic roles this year, she’s going to be campaigning HARD. I fully expect Hold My Hand to be playing at every Krogers, Lucky’s, fireworks show, and Dental office in the country for the entirety of the summer.
Liza Minnelli’s Longtime Collaborator Michael Feinstein Says She Was Sabotaged During This Year’s Oscars
Most of us will always remember the 94th Academy Awards ceremony as the moment Will Smith lost his mind, but many other historic moments transpired afterward. A notable segment took place when a wheelchair-bound Liza Minnelli was escorted out by Lady Gaga. It was a sweet, yet awkward appearance because seeing Liza in that state caused many to worry about her physical state. However, in true Hollywood fashion her wheelchair ride may have been a farce.
The Man Who Allegedly Shot Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Ryan Fischer Was Accidentally Released From Jail
Even when a horrible dog-napping story feels like it’s all wrapped up with a conclusive ending, it might not be. In February 2021, Lady Gaga’s dog walker Ryan Fischer was shot in the chest by a stranger who then kidnapped two of the three dogs he was out walking at the time, Gaga’s French bulldogs Koji and Gustav. Arrests were made, the dogs were returned safe, and Ryan began his recovery. Dog-napping and attempted murder feels like more than enough reasons for a criminal to spend a long time on an uncomfortable prison bunk. But the man who allegedly shot is already out of jail. The only issue: He’s not actually supposed to be out of jail right now. Whoopsies.
Lady Gaga Might Have Switched Up Her Usual Starbucks To Avoid Running Into Caitlyn Jenner
Everyone was so busy dissecting the so-called Slap Heard Round The World that they missed the far more devastating Silent Slap that Lady Gaga delivered to Caitlyn Jenner’s ego outside the Elton John AIDS Foundation’s 30th annual Academy Awards viewing party. Not to sound too much like one of Chris Rock’s hacky “men vs women” bits, but Lady Gaga did more damage with a demure “I switched baristas,” while turning away, clutching a mile of billowing taffeta, than Will Smith could ever do with his fists of fury.
The 2022 Oscars Closed The Show By Having Liza Minnelli Announce The Best Picture Winner
Lady Gaga was not up for Best Actress at last night’s Oscars, but she managed to nab a spot in the show’s grand finale as Liza Minnelli’s valet! Yes, Gaga missed out on Oscar but was a part of a show-stopping moment by helping a living legend announce the final award, Best Picture. I mean, I don’t know why she’s dressed like some kind of waiter at a gay cabaret show, but actually–I just said that back to myself and it does make sense why.
Heidi Montag Claims Lady Gaga Sabotaged Her Pop Music Career Back In The Day
Spencer Pratt better gather all his magic healing crystals and start building a protective 8-foot wall around his house, because his wife Heidi Montag might have just triggered the vengeful wrath of Little Monsters everywhere. Heidi, no stranger to a throwback feud, recently revealed during a podcast appearance that she believes her short-lived career as a pop star was maliciously snuffed out by a petty, jealous Lady Gaga. Actually, Heidi might need more than just crystals to protect herself from the bad vibes inevitably coming her way, but it appears she may have a thick layer of delusion that might do the trick.