Category: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Is “Pregnant” With Her Sixth Album

March 13, 2019 / Posted by:

If someone ever saw me looking a little thick and asked if I was pregnant I would either, A- tell the truth and say, nah, it was just because of all eight Chick-fil-A combo meals I ate at lunch, or, B- give them a five-finger, open-palmed slap. Alas, Lady Gaga is now Academy Award winner Lady Gaga, so the emphasis is more on Lady than Gaga. There was a pregnancy rumor humming around Little Monster-ville, and Gaga had to step in and say, “Naw, just eatin’ good…kidding, it’s my next album.

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Halle Berry Probably Got A Big New Back Tattoo

March 5, 2019 / Posted by:

When I heard that Halle Berry might have gotten a “massive” (as Page Six called it) tattoo on her back, I said to myself Lord, Jesus someone please go perform a welfare check on her to make sure she’s not going the way of The Affleck. Like Ben, Halle’s had some ups and downs and does not have the greatest record when it comes to impulse control. But when I saw the picture Halle posted on Instagram of her new back art, I breathed a sigh of relief. It’s not so bad.

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Taylor Kinney Is Sorry For Kinda-Shading Lady Gaga On Instagram

February 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Nothing spooks the world like the Beyhive on Twitter, but their T.J. Maxx version, Lady Gaga’s Monsters, also really know how to wear a bitch down – just ask Ed Sheeran. Lady Gaga’s ex-fiancée – no, not THAT onethe other oneTaylor Kinney was on Instagram the other night, and when a fan said he got out just in time before Gaga became #Hollyweird, Tay liked the comment. Since Monsters are rational, they let him go along in peace. Oh, never mind. They lost their shit, so Taylor is now out with a mea culpa.

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“A Star Is Born” Is Heading Back To Theaters And Lady Gaga Insists She’s Not Really In Love With Bradley Cooper

February 28, 2019 / Posted by:

I saw on the news this morning that Bradley Cooper popped his furry rodent face out of the ground, saw his shadow, grumbled incoherently and dove back down. Which I guess means we can expect at least another 6 weeks of having A Star Is Born shoved down our throats. ASIB is getting a theatrical re-release, and this time it’s going to be even longer.

According to Huffington Post, 12 minutes of new footage has been added, probably at the end where *SPOILER ALERT* Sam Elliott’s mustache jumps off his face and runs to the garage to replace the rope Jackson has tied around his neck. Sam’s ‘stache gently unfurls, leaving Jackson disoriented but alive, so they can make a sequel. I’m already organizing a 2020 Oscar campaign: Mustache for Best Supporting Actor.

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Taylor Kinney Got Shady Over Lady Gaga On Social Media

February 27, 2019 / Posted by:

I can’t believe it’s been nearly three years since Lady Gaga split up with my only reason to watch NBC: Chicago Fire panty dropper Taylor Kinney. Gaga and Taylor tried to make it seem like it was all just bad timing and that they’re really good friends who support each other through thick and thin, y’all! Alas, Taylor may have just proven he’s as much of a bitter, petty ex as the rest of us.

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Jennifer Esposito Explains The “HA” She Let Out About Bradley Cooper And Lady Gaga

February 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Yesterday everyone was reminded of Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper’s quick grits marriage from over a decade ago after she commented on a post by David Spade in reference to Bradley’s performance of Shallow with Lady Gaga at the Oscars. David said that they’re obviously fucking and Jennifer responded with HA. I guess that pissed some people off, and now Jennifer is answering back with an over 3 minute long response.

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