Category: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga On Madge, Again

September 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Not like that. Lady Gaga gives her thoughts on Madonna in a scene from her new documentary, Gaga: Five Foot TwoIf I had been noting Gaga’s actual physical position in regards to Madonna, this post would have been titled “Lady Gaga At Home Watching Every Single Appearance Of Madonna That She Can Find On YouTube In Order To Rip Her Off Some More.” I kid – innovator Lady Gaga is as original as Beyonce and Taylor Swift combined! Vulture watched Truth Or Dare Gaga: Five Foot Two and reported back that Gaga thinks Madge is a…well, let’s just say that it smells like kitty litter in here and it’s probably because of the pussy. Continue reading

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Lady Gaga’s Neighbors Hate Her Roosters

August 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Imagine you live next door to Lady Gaga. What do you think that entails? You might be picturing a house decorated in huge plastic inflatable tentacles, or a swimming pool filled with blue paint instead of water and a “slide” that’s really just three half-naked male dancers in the shape of a slide. Oh, but in reality (at least according to an alleged neighbor), it’s much, much worse than that. Lady Gaga has roosters, and one of those roosters will not shut up.

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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga’s Donnie Darko Of A Watch Ad

August 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Lady Gaga has been spooking her Little Monsters as of late by kind of dressing like a typical Millennial: sometimes grunge, sometimes over it, and occasionally gussied up to make the Greek Chorus sing, “Harrrrrpo, whoooo DIS wooomaaaan?!” Apparently hanging out with the RuPaul’s Drag Race crew made her hit pause on her “normal” phase and head right back into her closet of “Da FUQ dis supposed to be?” and put on a few items. She’s giving us Wednesday Addams meets Ariana Grande album art meeeeets…aw, hell. Just call it for what it is: a heavy duty Glad bag in front of Beyoncé’s diva fan. Even trash day can’t go without rhinestones, guys and gals!

The Hollywood Reporter says Gaga is the new face of Tudor watches, and what screams fancy Swiss watch brand more than dressing up like a bedazzled Maleficent?! The brand wasn’t known for embracing celeb culture until recently, when it looped in David Beckham as a global brand ambassador. Who knew he could do more than play soccer and hawk undies for H&M?

Wikipedia tells me Rolex founder Hans Wildorf started Tudor as an affordable sister brand (well, in comparison) to his original status timepiece label. Hans, say wha? As part of its #BornToDare campaign, Gaga rocks a watch that retails for $3,350. Three thousand, three hundred and fifty dollars. #BornToDare? More like #BornToOverdraft!

Pic: Tudor via Instagram

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Lady Gaga Is Coming Out With Her Version Of “Truth Or Dare”

August 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Because Lady Gaga is the Jennifer Jason Leigh to Madonna’s Bridget Fonda in the Single White Female charade known as pop music, it’s well past time to drop her video extravaganza EXPOSÉ. You know, the kind that goes behind closed doors and lets us fans and nosy assholes see what it’s like when the curtain goes down, the corset comes off, and she lets out the queef she’s been holding in since she belted out “Poker Face” two songs into her set at the Staples Center. She’s dropping a documentary about herself called Five Foot Two on Netflix on September 22, and a slew of clips are all over her Instagram.

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Lady Gaga Will Appear At A Deposition For Dr. Luke and Kesha’s Legal Drama

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The ongoing legal Battle Royale taking place between talk-singing pop songstress Kesha and scruffy alleged perv Dr. Luke is quickly transforming into the most depressing concert ever. And now, after being subpoenaed last monthLady Gaga has been added to the roster to shake and shimmy in the courtroom. Gaga was unsure of when she’d be deposed, but now sources can confirm that her headlining act at Fuckery Fest 2017 will be taking place sometime in September.

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