The nominations for the 60th Grammy awards were announced this morning, and Jay-Z led with eight nominations. I suppose you could say that Jay-Z is the Beyoncé of this year’s Grammys? Although she actually got one this year too, for Best Rap/Sung Performance. I’m sure it’s a big day in the Knowles Carter house. Congratulations on your Grammy nomination, Beyonce! And also, you know, good job on all the ones you got today too, Jay-Z.
Now that’s love. UsWeekly says that Lady Gaga’s fiancé Christian Carino got his bride-to-be’s mug tattooed on his arm just under his shoulder. It’s either big love, or he got it because she changes her look up so often that he wanted to be able to identify her on an hourly basis. Seriously, she must go to the john in one outfit and come back in another. It’s a revolving door of lewk in that joint. Continue reading
When I watched Gaga: Five Foot Two on Netflix, she had a very “we’ve ALL been there, gurl” moment when she artistically floated around a Baptismal pool post-Taylor Kinney break-up while sobbing about going home alone each night. But then she found this daddy of a new man, and reports today say he put a ring on it. Continue reading
As a child, this is what you dreamed was under your bed, plotting to kill you.
Gay Times was evil enough to introduce to us to a new waxwork figure of Lady Gaga that debuted at a wax museum in Lima, Peru. Lima, Peru obviously hates Lady Gaga because that is heinous! Apparently, they perceive Stefani as a down-on-her-luck, insomniac Dark Crystal drag queen who bears a striking resemblance to the witch from Hansel & Gretel.
I might have dreamed this, but I swear the Charlie Manson figure at Madame Tussaud’s in London blinks at you. That used to be my most terrifying experience involving waxworks. That’s fallen way down to second place because the Peruvian Wax Lady Gaga has arrived to scare us all to death.
Gaga’s new wax figure…. 🤐 pic.twitter.com/WxoGQlaRzL
— Joanne World Tour (@ladygaga_JWT) October 19, 2017
This might be the worst possible news for any Lady Gaga fan who has ever typed the words “COME TO BRAZIL QUEEN!” into Twitter or Instagram. Lady Gaga heard you, she was planning on coming to Brazil, but she got sick and is no longer coming to Brazil, queen.
Not like that. Lady Gaga gives her thoughts on Madonna in a scene from her new documentary, Gaga: Five Foot Two. If I had been noting Gaga’s actual physical position in regards to Madonna, this post would have been titled “Lady Gaga At Home Watching Every Single Appearance Of Madonna That She Can Find On YouTube In Order To Rip Her Off Some More.” I kid – innovator Lady Gaga is as original as Beyonce and Taylor Swift combined! Vulture watched
Truth Or Dare Gaga: Five Foot Two and reported back that Gaga thinks Madge is a…well, let’s just say that it smells like kitty litter in here and it’s probably because of the pussy. Continue reading